Crypto people we love you!  No jokes in the FT as the UK melts down, so we have to find our funnies elsewhere!!  

Here's one: TLDR:  DJ Seedphrase sells hoodie ape punk for $4.4 million.  The real story:  yeah yeah yeah yeah sure.   From a shakey wallet that has been dormant for years.  If this is not a wash sale fraud, it should be, look at that idiotic jpeg.  Hell, a jpeg's too good for that ape.  

We know we missed out by not believing in NFT's, but NFW did hoodie monkey go up like 7x in the last two years, while NFT sales tanked 90% and all crypto down 60%.  Quit lying, dj whatever, yer making us laugh.   Punk 9998 sold for 532 million a year ago, which turned out to be a total wash sale lie, just like this hoodie. 

Here's a fun POSITIVE one!! "Legendary" Stan, who loves BTC over gold, gives a new, apropo reason to love BTC - cause Joe Sixpack ain't gonna trust the central banks no more, no more!!! 

. Old school, he's an old fool, kind of a no-coiner at this moment, but he still spreads love, it's the Brooklyn way.  He's out of the market right now for risk assets as long as the Fed is tightening. 

we have never ever trusted Ripple, probably cuz that’s a name for cheap wine.  XRP rallied on this obvious chit post:wow, the power of memes.  And maybe a lot of wine.  

Wait for it POW there it is!!!

ok then can we get a witness.  Church.  

here’s a fun NFT one!  We have a choice it’s either a scam OR a crime.   We think both!!!

thank heavens it’s Frieda!! Martin launches NFT copies of famous painter by burning the actual artwork, with videos.  But did he really?  Some art expert said he did.   
Shakey move Martin, Frieda is a National treasure in Mexico.  Her house is a state run museum that immortalized her every lover’s spat (along with the hippest fireplace EVER.)

  
If Martin DID deliberately destroy an original Frieda, snappily named Sinister Ghosts, he’s a criminal.   If he didn’t he’s a scammy NFT crook.   OR BOTH lol!! In any case, the Mexican cops want to talk now.  Trust us, y’all don’t want to talk to them they have BIG problems and no time for BS. 
 
wow thanks gang it feels great to be off the FT!! Working on the phone is funny tho

Peace 

Love

Dave