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Don't you F***ing UwU me!
Don't you F***ing UwU me!

Don't you F***ing UwU me!

This blog is a collection of satirical stories and memes related to cryptocurrency based events.


Life advice from a Capybara

29 Apr 2020 1 minute read 0 comments TheCryptokeeper

Today, I've decided to go turbo with my life. If you also want to do this, you can start by betting on yourself with cryptocurrency, sugar baby, and I'm putting my money where my mouth is. OK, I'm going to quit myself for a bit and indulge a bit in s...

Vitalik Buterin: Money Skeleton??

29 Apr 2020 1 minute read 0 comments TheCryptokeeper

Some have speculated Vitalik has a secret superhero identity. They say he is known as The Money Skeleton, the anti-hero of the Bitcoin community. Vitalik has denied these rumors, saying he's a simple businessman and only uses his real name. He has al...

Corona Virus Theory

29 Feb 2020 1 minute read 2 comments TheCryptokeeper

I am no doctor, and this is not medical opinion;   Is your boomer mom scared of an engineered bioweapon of 6-36 times faster mutation rate than the fastest RNA virus out there and a projected Ro of 18? Does your boomer mom understand what it means to...

Who are the Bodganoffs???

14 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments TheCryptokeeper

The Bogdanoffs control all cryptocurrency, and more:   They are in contact with aliens   They are rumored to possess psychic-like abilities     They serve as head of secret global financial institutions They Own castles & banks globally   They are...

Enter Eich

12 Feb 2020 1 minute read 1 comment TheCryptokeeper

He's a renegade. His heart is too much of a wildfire for even Mozilla..ayy you guessed it; he's Brendan Eich. "I paid these people to look at me. What are you gonna do about it?"   He's attracting a veritable who's who of Internet criminals. The wu...

Brendan Eich wants your attention

11 Feb 2020 1 minute read 1 comment TheCryptokeeper

Brendan Eich likes to brag about how much attention he is able to buy with his personal collection of Basic Attention Tokens.  "Hi, I'm from the future, you'll wish you held when the apocalypse hits" - Brendan Eich from a future alternate(?) realit...

DAO, BAT, and Smart Contracts

30 Jan 2020 1 minute read 0 comments TheCryptokeeper

(In computer software, a data access object (DAO) is an object that provides an abstract interface to some type of database or other persistence mechanism. By mapping application calls to the persistence layer, the DAO provides some specific data ope...

A brief review of publish0x

22 Jan 2020 1 minute read 1 comment TheCryptokeeper

  The reason I'm so crazy about publish0x is that I know how hard it is to get your organization going without strong action on the ground. I know how hard it is to get your product clear in the marketplace. This did it with Brave ads. I wanted a pr...

Why were Basic Attention Tokens created? [SATIRE]

21 Jan 2020 1 minute read 2 comments TheCryptokeeper

[This is yet another installation a the series of satire articles that have been written with the help of openAI's GP-2 machine learning language via talktotransformer] Brendan Eich created the Basic Attention Token. Why? Because he was lonely. His w...

Chainlink: What does it mean, to be both Based AND Redpilled?

20 Jan 2020 3 minute read 0 comments TheCryptokeeper

[This satire article has been written with the help of openAI's GP-2 machine learning language via talktotransformer] Sergey Nazarov appeared on stage before the crowd. He raised his arms into the air, before asking the audience "What does it mean,...