Don't you F***ing UwU me!
Don't you F***ing UwU me!

Don't you F***ing UwU me!

This blog is a collection of satirical stories and memes related to cryptocurrency based events.


Chainlink - if it is so smart, why is it so scary??

20 Jan 2020 1 minute read 2 comments TheCryptokeeper

[This satire article has been written with the help of openAI's GP-2 machine learning language via talktotransformer] When I invest in chainlink, I like to know that all the money I put into it is actually paying off. Even though I invest in chainli...

Enjoy $link tonight

10 Jan 2020 1 minute read 0 comments TheCryptokeeper

How many big macs will Chainlink be worth by the end of the year???     $LINK TONIGHT

The time I met Sergey Nazarov of Chainlink in public

6 Jan 2020 1 minute read 0 comments TheCryptokeeper

The world is going to run on $LINK!! Right?Before you buy, let me tell you a story..     Video by @UwUGuy777 (me)  

Shanghai International Blockchain Week 2019 - Vitalik/Sergey disagree

6 Jan 2020 1 minute read 0 comments TheCryptokeeper

Vitalik Buterin and Sergey Nazarov get into a fight at the Shanghai International Blockchain Week meetup. Things get ugly for Vitalik, and Sergey loses control. Watch the chaos unfold here:     "My linky stays stinky" - Sergey Nazarov