Life advice from a Capybara

Life advice from a Capybara


Today, I've decided to go turbo with my life. If you also want to do this, you can start by betting on yourself with cryptocurrency, sugar baby, and I'm putting my money where my mouth is. OK, I'm going to quit myself for a bit and indulge a bit in some fantasy so you can see how you can start eating your way to prosperity. I'm going to write a post this week so you can see what you can do to meet your fantasy. Before I get started, here's the deal. If you don't want to meet your fantasy, you can't compete. Sugar baby, here's what you don't have to do. You don't have to take a female fitness professional to your local gym or hot tub, and you don't have to walk in the gym with a wet noodle either. You just need a stinky linky, if you catch my drift..

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What does this have to do with Bitcoins? Well, things are still pretty much the same, and one of the major problems with Bitcoin is that the only way to learn how to trade it is by reading Wikipedia and watching YouTube videos. It's very easy to have the wrong opinion on what is the best way to trade your Bitcoins. To try and "show the world" how to do the trade, I made a short guide on how to trade bitcoins using YouTube videos, and then I deleted it. I went into great detail on how to trade, so the layman will have no issues understanding, but you'll never get to see it now. 


That's how you go turbo, or at least how I do it. You can't share everything with the world, even if you just want to help people - But you still have to try. The data shows there are better ways to make people happier. Just ask your son or daughter, your elderly neighbor, or your friend who is sick with porn addiction. Think about the people you know who have been affected by our addiction to digital devices. If they have something else to do, especially if they have a skill, they should use it.

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Ultimately, what's most important is to know what makes us happy, and then make decisions that reinforce that. There's a simple solution to the chronic problems I've talked about.

 


TheCryptokeeper
TheCryptokeeper

cryptocurrency investment analyst, meme wizard and link marine. some know me as @UwUGuy777


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