Who are the Bodganoffs???

Who are the Bodganoffs???

The Bogdanoffs control all cryptocurrency, and more:


They are in contact with aliens



They are rumored to possess psychic-like abilities




They serve as head of secret global financial institutions

They Own castles & banks globally


They are indirectly controlling the Pope via the Knights of Malta. They were in direct command of Nelson Mandela





They Control France with an iron (but fair) fist; they are not politically active. They prefer to maintain a facade of human life to build public support.


They are direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line, and will bankroll the first cities on Mars

(Bogdangrad will be be the first city)


They own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth, the first designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies. Both brothers are said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51




They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world




You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now.

Yes, even if you don't know it yet.


Many have tried to recreate them, but with no success.




They learned fluent French in under a week




Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff


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The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society..




..In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.



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