bitcoin believers we love you!! Thanks for doing crypto church here on the non-denominational Pub0x!! Changing the fabric of the world one click on one chitpost at a time mighty Watch Army!!
Theres a super big crypto funny, but it passed by in a flicker, a long time ago in a galaxy far away, Member? Member we used to believe that it mattered that the Fed could never back all the banks!!! The BANKS have about 20 trillion in deposits!! The Fed only has about 3 trillion in reserves, links below!! AH ha ha so we all thought!! Member there were PICTURES like THIS!! 
TLDR, we thought so funny!! Then BAM Our leaders at the fed growled the fed can print unlimited amounts of money 
TLDR which was funny, but we HAD heard it before. THo THIS time, our tiny minds turned to Monopoly to get the REAL answer ah HA HA HA HA HA
TLDR: Yes, if the Bank runs out of money they can print moar!!! unlimited funds!!! ar ar ar ha ha ha Oh help us all.
Even tho that all was probably the BIGGEST funnies we can find, let's hunt anyway. Warmup funnies!! Here's one!! 
TLFR: Polygon went pay for play to drag y00ts and DeGods NFTs over to sit off DeLabs. If you look at all the stats, it was not worth it. ah ha ha!!
Bigger, funnier funnies!!! 
TLDR: skipping the importance, it IS all pretty funny!!
C'mon crypto mom, do something!! ar ar ar
OK OK Funnier. Well, ya know, arguably some censorship, like a fig leaf, maybe an ok idea ar ar ar 
TLDR: hey it turns out some NFT's ain't immutable, given they reference data that can be swapped out!! Here we see Goblin Town getting p-sed at exchanges not enforcing royalties. A bunch of NFTs turned into these throbbing GIFS!! They will be replaced supposedly with code rewrites enforcing royalties. Both sides of this are laughable really!
EXTRA funny, who knew flipping the NFT GIF bird is a MEME ON THE RISE!!! Yes let's get some laughs off ORDNALS!!! 
TLDR: HAPPY POSITIVE FUNNIES!! Dear readers know that we got all mopey bout ordinals clogging up the system and bloating block sizes. But now we realize, WTH, they pay the miners!! No tail end emissions WILL be needed ar ar ar aroo000000!!! ah ha ha ha ha!!!
Funnier, bigger crypto funnies!! Max orange pill Kaiser is multiverses better than The Mooch, but like the Mooch he is ALWAYS funny & boy howdy he's on a streAK NOW!! 
SERIOUSLY !! just randomly quote MAX and laugh and feel better!! Yes baby yes!! 
It's a taxidermist moose fire, works for us!!! ok THAT'S the biggest funny we can find. But wait there's more !
Tether kinda decided to censor !??! Dear readers know we laughed our arse off at USDC circle losing power after overcensoring T-cach adjacents!! Now? 
TLDR: unless Tether was directed to do so by law enforcement, we are just saying, if tethers' market cap dips like USDC's did when THEY pulled this chit, we promise to laugh until we cry!! Updat- yes look at that massive dip!! 
TLDR: ah well has the market spoken??
OK ok, funnier. Well, the 5 thousand dollar an hour flying monkees have served all the OTHER celebs in the FTX case. Shaq says he just was paid for a commericial and frankly, Shaq has pretty good security, and so the question becomes 
TLDR: will process servers try to serve Shaq on stage?? Even if they do, will they make it????
TLDR: Shaq is like Old DB was for a while!!! just floating free like a bird among the people!!
Dear readers know we hate to laugh at schmos in flames, but if you invested in Terra TWICE, then WTAF 
TLDR: it's pretty funny!! Personally, we think that by the time the question is do we believe a person called "Classy" the war is well lost!!!
TLDR: ah ha ha ha CLASSY. !! Say it SAY IT. "I'm sorry, dear, I trusted Classy with the kid's college funds. " AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! 
Thank you watch army, every time you laugh the Tinkerbell axiom glows stronger for crypto!!
We love y'all! Please refer a pal!!
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Peace out,
Love
Dave
