Blockchain believers, we love y'all! Thanks for creating one of the few tools for the people in this hyper evolving world!! We are sure that the AI that will replace us soon would AGREE!!! What a great time to be alive, thanks to the ever-loving publish 0x for having us!!
Warm up funnies!! c'mere funnies
TLDR: It looked like the wings were gonna come off during that long winter divebomb, but then bitcoin pulled out of the screaming plummet & pulled a maxi move up and to STAY up!! Ol Bitwise and Van Eyck Digital Transformation are kings of the world no really could the Wall Street Journal be happy about it and give up some props!! No, of course not!! 
TLDR ah ha ha!!
Hard to find better funnies, but funnier ones, uhm the modern world is pretty funny, here's Cobie :
TLDR: Cobie the youtuber has the habit of inserting Nostradamus like bullll $#($* into "hash commitments." Then, later, only if he chooses, he reveals them and says lookie I told you so I said it back when!! 
TLDR: his pals leaked it for publicity, cobie is in on it!! Cobie is planting wildly contradicting predictions like a free bull strangle with multi year optionality. $(#!* you Cobie, reveal ALL the predictions later or NONE of them
ok funnier, hmmm HEY we know there's ALWAYS the MOOCH!! Let's check in with the old Mooch!! dear readers know last time Sammy bailed the Mooch out but stuck him with FTT tokens as well!!
Well, the dust clears and Sammy's in basement jail & the Mooch is battered but still standing and free, whoda thunk it!! Ah ha ha!!
Ye the Mooch's Skybridge is down from almost TEN BILLY to 1.8 bn, but the Mooch takes time out of his busy day to say the bear market's OVAH, even if binance piffed it would just be a bump in the road ( dear readers know we agree to that, our hashrate prediction was right in the Pub0x!! ) 
TLDR but darling most of all the Mooch is all in !!! The Mooch is riding high on 2023 just like every four year period EVER!!! yes baby yes!!
Hey we were just arguing with ChatGPT. We are starting Accredits4us school offering a way for anyone to become an accredited investor. The most recent law in 2020 states holding a Series 63 means you do not have to have the 2 million liquid so you can stake stablecoins in the US. But ChatGPT does NOT want to hear that even when reminded!! No sir, you must submit blah blah blah!! So here we appreciate the humor when we see idiots and AI duking it out. 
TLDR: ON Jan 1 2023 Gold was about 1800, now it is 2300. Bitcoin on new years day was under 16K, now it is 28K. Ya don't need a calculator nor a chart nor an AI program nor for the lords sake NOT PETER (#$*$(#&#@($&* SCHIFF PLEASE NO!!! Thank you, let us be polite.
