Cryptokinfolk we love you! Thanks for another day riding the range with your Watch Army laughing as we change the world!!
Warmup crypto funnies - OMG the sky is falling !! Jesse Powell has lost it !! The FBI have raided him cuz he's stalking and harrassing some innocent art non profit!!! ah HA HA HA 
TLDR: this is VERY funny as it is another example of manufactured #$($#(*&# negative crypto news!!!
The REAL story - NOT mentioned in ANY of the crypto articles we read - Jesse FOUNDED AND 100% PAID FOR THE VERGE CENTER!!! Ya since then they went on. So, Jesse still had root - CUZ THEY WERE HIS MACHINES - so he logged in pow that's HACKING!!! And then he mentioned the new management was effing up - zap that's STALKING AND HARASSING !!! AH haha ha ha no actually that's just sad. & probably just micro aggressions, this is San Fran we are talking about here. Where is the love for the founder???
But at least report it right!! Jesse hacked and stalked HIS non-profit ar ar ar arooo000000!!! ohh stop!! But ya gotta admit that's a whole DIFFERENT question of mental health!!! ah ha ha ha stop
Funny crypto news: well ya gotta love Binance. 444 FUD central!! First they kill Binance US, then they say Binance is weak since execs who did not want to relocate are moving on. Forbes just LIES and SLURS Binance ALL year long. Binance sues BACK, and then another year goes by and Forbes has to move CZ up higher in the zillionaires list ( CZ now in top 20 with a BULLET baby!!! ) AH ha ha ha laugh off that FUD CZ baby 
TLDR: as we speak, some journos somewhere in the world are boozing it up and brainstorming new rumors to spread FUD about CZ.
Very funny, ride it CZ RIDE IT! hey we heard this is CZ's last tour with the band cuz he has cancer of the little guitar finger, better catch him NOW!!! Wait wrong rumor genre... ar ar ar !! No, wait, CZ came out of the closet!! no, drink more... CZ is an ALIEN!!! no, no wait, drink more, CZ comingled the Vatican's funds!! Wait, no, LIZ WARREN has a secret Binance account with Larry FInk & LIZ & CZ ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR!!! Laugh now, but look back a few months from now & compare rumors!! Wait CZ is funding a nuke project in Sri Lanka ah HA HA HA HA!!
OK we tried to avoid it but for reading music, back to Rumkicks TLDR: never met a full on Korean punk but we must say they do seem a lot cleaner than most of our friends when they dressed like that in NYC and Texass!!!!
What else is funny? we love Bitcoin magazine, but Bitcoin Casey & the gang have lost their $(&#(* minds now, and for US to say that it's not good...lookie here lil lady, BTC can CURE YOUR AIR TRAVEL
TLDR: yea, everybody hates banks, but no, nice try. But THAT don't stop BTC MAG!!! 
. TLDR: no it freaking won't!! Crypto might possibly, but not really BTC. Wow ah ha ha ha BTC is the housewives choice, it will blast laundry whiter than white!! Ya may not believe this darling but it'll cure yer asthma too!! Try a couple of bottles now out of the back tent!! Still don't think BTC mag has lost it?? 
TLDR: ah HA HA HA HA!!! NO it freaking won't unless you hodl and they don't!!
We love BTC and we adore BTC magazine but MAN they are PASSING OUT the HOPIUM!!!
funnies.. funnies, oh noes Pepe is on the move!! why once again we could in theory get out at a small loss (but we have not checked the gas fees !)
TLDR: NO. Doge never made it to the buck, Pepe sure as chit ain't gonna!!
But worse yet!! Now we love the Pub0x crew our heart goes out to them & they bring us great joy !!
But sometimes.. ya there is a streak of ???wtf was that? My and my Dad's trout and deer camp buds are mostly the same way. If you had a huge win, traveled to Russia, great job, superhuman wife... they don't wanna hear it!! ah ha it's actually funny!! Wreck the new borrowed truck, wife leaves ya, they are ALL EARS!! What's the joke, joys are divided and sorrows are multiplied?? You know, the Sugarfix intellect thing, it's common.
Usually MVP PVM rides above all that with actual good intentions AND good actions!! But THIS time... right after Pepe stirs again ( just kidding, Pepe ALWAYS is seen in the press to stir again) doesn't old PVM sneak into our comments and mention... chitcoins... PEPE2!! He DID he DID and the beer money from Igor was just SITTING in Kucoin and KUCOIN HAS PEPE2 AH HA HA HA!!
Hear us now, heed us later and laugh at us then ar ar ar we aped in around 5 PM today and scored a QUARTER MILLION of pepe2!! Lookit us swinging our giant bags!!! 
TLDR: not really it cost 40$. Hey it didn't cost us any GAS like $#(*#(&* UNI! plus UNI works great but we could not figure out UNI2 or 3 while in the throes of our PEPE2 FOMO!!!
$#($&# Kucoin!! & MVP!! oh well i wanna be a punk rok ar.
We gotta sleep, wish us luck tomorrow !! We love you crypto riders, your watch army is the prouder for your company!! Excelsior!! Sweet dreams!!! well maybe bitcoin will fix travel and housing prices and make jocks and fans better people!!! snore....
Peace out,
love
Dave
