Cryptonauts, we love you!! Crazed toxic bitcoin maximalists, y'all TOO!!  Thanks for teaching the people to separate money from state, DUH!!! 

Still laughing at BTC miami.  It kept charging hard, Josue had the bit in his teeth - bitcoin brunch at a soul food spot in little haiti!! Bitcoin Day pancakes at the beach hotel in south beach !!   Nah we are out ah ha ha - made us remember a funny we forgot!!

Any conference goer knows the important stuff to figure out at an event.  Well, besides where the hottest booth babes are working - if down south the hospitality suites!! If up north the PARTIES!!  TLDR: these are just the aftermath events.  The funny part is we were laughing about the two eternal conference questions.  & the answer 1.) Miner village for sure, the dwarves must like to pay for good booth babes and 2) we had an actual SPREADSHEET of the parties ah ha ha ha!! yes, we raised the question with our military friend and he gave one up !!! Too funny.  The triumph of the geek spreadsheet.  Can't find it now, on that phone somewhere.  Or not, secretive military #((#$&$(# probably sent it snapchat & it piffed...

Ahh, but isn't Miami a couple boroughs of New York CIty now, what's the cliche?  NYC is like the dream woman you keep hoping will invite you to the best parties. She almost never does, but she specifically tells YOU she MIGHT.   We were left hanging on a party invite that never came, but we did finally get this TLDR: yes, attractive and totally fictional non-working ahh that's awesomely symbolic and VERY FUNNY!!! 

OK then, what did we miss?   RFK Jr. spoke and made the headlines, looking good baby TLDR and we LOVE him for those headlines, man, but in real life he was just cooked.  Fried, over easy, well done crispy critter with a voice like he had been three days dead & they got him up to speak.   Oh, he puked and rallied for the rousing end, but the middle was hard to stick around for. 

More politicians - disclaimer, we took Vivek's nice hat but skipped his speech TLDR: wow, it's a talking point!!  Same as RFK jr!! Vivek gets beaten like a gong on twitter, who knows what he is up to but it looks good and it's FUNNY!! TLDR but dear readers know we did not anticipate Tulsie and she ROCKED harder than any of them !!! Hats off for her stump burner!! Barn-puller!! N dimensional rally speech 

but like we said, the high flying holy roller act was allll Tulsie. TLDR tulsi baby tulsi ar ar ar 

TLDR & we never said THAT before!!! & may not again ar ar ar 

OK tho FUNNIER stuff!! 

Well cmon we all know the REAL joy of conferences!! the TAT!! the SCHWAG!!  GIFT BAGS!!  ah ha ha well here we got, um, postcards and free water.   but still there was schwag!! There is alway schwag.   We once thought too much about corporate gifting due to our huge but shrinking fast budget!! There is a HILARIOUS field of psychology surrounding it.  It boils down to - if we give you a trinket, and you accept it, then your brain has a choice.   Either A1) we like you, you like us, the trinket is cool, life is great or 2B) someone just gave you a stupid gift thinking they will buy your favor because you are a fool ah ha ha ha ha!! usually you can see people take the former thinking, sometimes visibly ah ha ha!! 

We don't care, plug in USB fans rule the world!! Our big guns back in the day were engraved Ipods or engraved Leatherman executive pocket tool.  None of that here!! but back THEN no one had RARE PEPEs ah ha ha ha haTLDR: cryptonauts we love you!! take care of yourselves we will see y'all soon here in your mighty watch army!! 

late breaking EARLY anti-war music in honor of king bitcoin!!! TLDL:  substitute Ukraine for Vietnam, add nuclear threats, and Volia verse FIVE hit it baby!! 

we still have to snooze tho

Peace out, 

Love

Dave

ps please keep recruiting for the mighty Watch Army!! The anti-crypto forces are still building THEIR army ar ar ar !! Thanking you!!

peace out

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Dave

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Well, come on all of you, big strong men, Uncle Sam needs your help again. He's got himself in a terrible jam Way down yonder in Vietnam So put down your books and pick up a gun, We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.   And it's one, two, three, What are we fighting for ? Don't ask me, I don't give a damn, Next stop is Vietnam; And it's five, six, seven, Open up the pearly gates, Well there ain't no time to wonder why, Whoopee! we're all gonna die.   Come on Wall Street, don't be slow, Why man, this is war au-go-go There's plenty good money to be made By supplying the Army with the tools of its trade, But just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb, They drop it on the Viet Cong.   Well, come on generals, let's move fast; Your big chance has come at last. Now you can go out and get those reds 'Cause the only good commie is the one that's dead And you know that peace can only be won When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.   Come on mothers throughout the land, Pack your boys off to Vietnam. Come on fathers, and don't hesitate To send your sons off before it's too late. And you can be the first ones in your block To have your boy come home in a box.