Funniest crypto news June 12

Funniest crypto news June 12


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Total warmup funnies!! a fresh pic of D'Oh!! always funny 5302b47276284ca972cdfdfa08e6f47c452f2e8d192b69b5f8b9fecd7ac6aaf8.pngTLDR: ok the pic is not that funny, kinda sad, but it IS funny that somehow D'oh was involved in giving money to the opposition party in Montenegro?? As one does.  

Warmup funnies: 4cf58f431605286cf0984293ffbaf3050106de062209bf266ec59d0371da82c5.pngTLDR: oooh.. the SEC is SLOPPY with the lawsuits ah HA HA HA!! No intelligent mind can make sense of the motley crew of chitcoins branded with the scarlet badge of courage trying to stand up to Gary's whims!! No, it's REALLY FUNNY!! There are many level 1's, some play to pays, a couple of ERC-20's, they randomly did public or private  ICO's or direct tokens or whatever none of it makes any $(#&$($&##($*& SENSE!!! 

A little slop makes sense, cause Gary's suing COIN and BNB, and different tokens are on different exchanges.  But then there is ATOM - ATOM is trading on both yet only made one lawsuit WHY WHY WHY GARY!!! 

AH HA HA AND THEN THERE'S COTI!! What?  exactly!! Chitcoin COTI, microcapping around 50mm!! We are forgiving for not knowing good ol COTI, the "currency of the internet" cuz 1) it AINT the currency of the internet and 2) COTI is NOT a top 350 coin ah HA HA HA!!3da80bc499cb7fa9cd1964b363dad3dc65058c71cd6ebce99d449edbe4842952.png

But as Sugarfix teaches, chitcoins can BOUNCE so COTI made some active mover list & the SEC chucked it into the lawsuit - cuz they were doing it STRICTLY by WHAT APPEARED IN A SCREEN SHOT!!! of Binance or Coinbase on some rando day!!! ah ha ha SLOPPY!!!    

oh stop - too funny!! NOW it's clear!! More coins were named in the Binance suit because BINANCE DEFAULT DISPLAYS MORE COINS THAN COINBASE AR AR AR 0000000!!!!  Lazy LAZY arbitrary monkees at the SEC!!! 3825ed4fbdec5ffa726e540ffcdcd3df6376a5fff8fca540ab37ce73bec58d47.pngTLDR: page 25 of coinbase's complaint YES baby YES TOOOO FUNNY!!! 

Seriously, this is comedy gold!!  & now everyone is laughing about how all these court cases will play out long after Gary has moved on!!! Funny not funny but funny. 

Ah, but jokes about D'Oh - old home week !! Hey whatever happened to Kyle & Su!!?? oh?? Oh wait - butkiss nothing!!

ok incoming sadness - quick reading music

KYLE & SU ARE LEADING A LIFE OF PAMPERED LUXURY Oh no thats tragicomic. .4bc98cfdae97a7d2298c99b131dc7beed358383b96a289c26e4a1f71fc4d3485.pngTLDR: oh noes this is very sad.  Kyle and Su are just living large!! Oh man.  Kyle is an idiot like always b146d24bff4ca95fa530b666f01f17469c98e77edafc9fd926cee57102dd69b1.pngbut now he's a rich happy idiot. Viz; 4bc1452757d8c1e44387a6910cedff866721d13e9c6796d1bf4aa6608784ecd4.png

Kyle pigs out and passes out, reads a paperback at the beach and dabs at painting while drinking at a cafe.  But it's MAGICAL aarrararar

And Zhu?  well bout the same really ar ar ar ar 4f04cce8d93c4c6e123483c8565c65d340f5bf56ed91dd8d1ce4e19f0bcce32c.pngTDLR ohhhhhh this hurts.    Kyle is in Dubai, playing with a tiger on a gold leash!   No, seriously a48944f9610451f7d9dd9f139f7de75dd3dc67939369431b63da4f41bcd089d5.pngTLDR:  Just this ONCE, kitty  Kitty.

Hey HERE'S a funny!!  Zhu's EGO has not suffered ONE BIT!!! d77c2f34b2c41e7ca5ce357a9c8a63250d375b64f6ede3d543fca5ca0f634879.pngTLDR: ar ar AR AR ARH!!!!  Oh yea Zhu is just like an MMA fighter who coulda been a contenda!! ah HA HA HA more like an amateur lucky to have not been killed when he was totally overmatched!!   & then Zhu moves on to a racial slur ya don't hear much anymore!! 

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So, buried deep in the article, just because we love ya, we find a complementary big funny.

  Zhu's ego is extra bonus funny when we remember they failed as forex traders, ostracized from the world!!  Zhu can't admit their "strategies" were absolute hilarious chit - bet on Grayscale getting better regs ( ha HA HA HA ) and degen 100x loops  to leverage on Luna earning "interest", things like that.  So, the Funny?   Kyle & Su were gonna teach video poker to south americans ah HA HA HA STOP NO NO REALLY for PROFIT !!! 52d357843f0e2066d5363b904940d688d8763e1dd3962b294a7e7d201283bd50.pngTLDRL AH AH HA HA HA HA HA !!

60c33b64f840179c6fa4ef59dd27dca56411c9ea80acb4b51bed3a44fa031cc8.pngTLDR: AH HA HA HA ohhh stop please. REALLY!!!  before we cry!!!  In truth, all is not lost, the court cases are still grinding away and 3AC's carcass is still 3.1 billy in the hole, civil suits WILL be incoming!! 

We love y'all.  Take good care of yourselves get to bed by three your watch army needs thee. 

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Dave Sawyer
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