Funny crypto news July 7th

By Dave Sawyer | Accelerationist Shit Show - buy Bitcoin NOW | 8 Jul 2023

Cryptonauts you know we love you!! HOW is EVERY LITTLE THING! Your mighty watch army receives you!! Put on yer boots n RIDE for crypto humor winning over fiat abuses!!

Warmup crypto funnies!! there's a plenty!! ok this is a dad joke, unless y'all, like many of us, have spent work years slaving over a hot Black Scholes binomial option adjusted spread model!! Yes, we worked with Fisher Black & saw Myron Scholes. Solve for mu ! ( upward drift!) ah ha ha ha now we read research from BLOCK Sholes ar ar ar 000000! 5357671bb157bb648a38dbbc4ccbbfe1f104376df90c2ea913ae68034b294fea.png TLDR: ok we SAID it was a dad joke. Anyway it's funny good crypto news!! yaasssss yas

11f78ab191e5d180c6c07f148eb51ea064566204ea93d27c6c8dc3e25f0e155d.png TLDR: still it's funny, Block Scholes is all UK all the time. & even though the Black Scholes model only works on Euro style options, Fischer and Myron were North Merican all the way ar ar ar !!

OK OK. FUNNY warm up funnies!! well, we got King Arthur MISSING the point!! ah ha ha ha 186d32b6632dcd9be728ed2bd7f2491b4683c6141fe4a847bc6869c8b04fd5b1.png TLDR: how do we know AI WON'T choose BTC? Cuz AI has cultural bias, it's PC as can BE!!! Don't believe us Arthur??

Well wouldja believe CZ? a8b5583200400260a55108bfa1bc81685ecd6aa46e42faebfd62a7e3655dce18.png it's true, Skynet has already thrown down against crypto. We KNOW!! we wrestle with ChatGPT hallucinations working on Accredit4us!! It's NO joke, reflects the bias in the press 110%!! 9be3072c045cd4ec1f18b788a89a3aee31ddba85e50d6bb58ed1c5dda6401ae3.png TLDR: beLIEVE it!!!

Anyway, let's get to the really important funny crypto news. Why? cuz we LOVE YOU!!

CLUTCH news like making fun of Gary!!! wait reading music from NOT my chemical romance TLDR: ahhh THAT's better!! now then Gary is BEGGING to be made fun of. Don't believe us?? First we provide this instructional graphic from Dress for Sxckess!! Ready? 1568b3d70d6a114b9f09cd267a841791e193198b925d236a4fe8b4632a9b8de5.png TLDR: ok got it?? still don't believe us do ya?? but now apply what we have learned to current events ah HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

db6076eb78f181a1f1e6287ba76593ed3b2fefb2a8099a7289f114044c47f247.png TLDR: someone is OVER COMPENSATING !! ah ha ha ha!

OK mighty watch army, clearly we are asleep at the wheel again, lash us in, let's call it a night!!

We love y'all!! Please keep the recruits a-coming!! Your Army rides for truth, justice, and hard hard new money!! No tie-clowns shall stop us!!! ar ar ar aroooo000000!!!

Take sublime care of your bodies and minds and those you love, we need every man jack and women of ye!!

Peace out, we ride at dawn!

Love,

Dave

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Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

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