Cryptonauts, we LOVE you!!  But don't get a swelled head, we love the crypto funnies too!! 

Your mighty watch army sallys forth for truth, a desire for justice and LAUGHS!!  And ya know, questionable reading music ar ar ar oooOOOOTLDR: ahh that's better. 

& man there is a lot to laugh about on our way to higher ground above Fiat!!   Now dear readers know, the IMF is ALWAYS funny.  But a NEW LEVEL!!  ah ha ha HA HA NER NER !!! TLDR: No, REALLY!!! ah HA HA HA HATLDR  Dear readers know: first you laugh at them, then they make fun of you, then you laugh at them,  then they fight you, then you laugh at them and win, then they cower and you just feel bad for them man ah HA HA HA HA!!! 

OK there are other really funny things - like washed up actor McKenzie ( who?  us neither) actually made headlines for chitting on crypto.  The quality of the anti-crypto intelligensia is JUST going DOWN THE DRAIN! ar ar ar 

But we love y'all, so we gotta go for the BIG funnies, and THAT frens is the DRUBBING of Gary!! It's a feelgood story of bipartisan singing, dancing, writing letters, and KICKING GARY WHILE HE"S DOWN AH HA HA HA!!!!   Democratic Congressman Ritchie Torres finally joined the usual pro crypto boring republican pro crypto hacks.  But our man Torres came in big STYLEE FASHION AH HA HA HA. OMG!!TLDR: and THAT day, THAT special day,  boys and girls of the mighty watch army, is TODAY AH HA HA HA HA!!! 

The press is all over it

but the link is below it is WAAAYY too funny in the original!!   ar ar ar ar ooo0000!!  It's a masterpiece, and enshrines the judges decision forever in slang.  The judge who wussy smacked Gary is named Torres, and Richie Torres stepped up to SMACK DOWN GARY!!  AH HA HA BEWARE THE TORRES DOCTRINE GARY!!!!   so beautiful, ya can't make this stuff up!!   Ritchie GOES TO TOWN on Gary!!! 

We love ya gotta pass out!! Your mighty watch army thanks you for your service.  Go forth & laugh & kick arse!! 

Please keep those recruits a coming, your watch army needs you man. 

Peace out, love

Dave

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