Cryptonauts, we love you so much!   So great to be here again with y'all riding in your pumping Watch Army!!   There's a boatload of crypto funnies going on today.  Strap up & let's ride, we sally forth to save humanity with laughter!!

Reading music - TLDL yeah baby work work work work !!!! for love. Straight outta Chicago lol. Well, not straight, took 30 -40 years but ya know ANYWAY

Warmup funnies, limber up the chuckle muscles baby - hey, like Justin Sun, Web5 is always funny!! & IT'S HERE NOW!!! 

TLDR: Zion is here and it's Web 5!! Oh that's #$$$(#& chit, what is it?  Ahh, just another superapp that offers instant crypto along with encrypted messaging!!  That's not Web5!!  Wait, WTF is web 5?  Did we blink and miss Web4?   ah ha ha hA HAHAHA!! Web4 was supposed to be mobile web, we have that!! Wait, Web4 is the symbiotic web, is that because we are all cyborgs with the mobile web now?? OK that's fair enough ar ar ar !! So Web5 is supposed to be the "telepathic" web ar ar ar000000!! yeah right!!  no no wait the Symbionet web what?? That's not even a WORD!! E Coli is a symbiote !!!   oh wait wait Web5 is the "emotional" web stop please ah HA HA HA!  

Funnier still, we have never looked at Zion, but it actually IS trying to do what WE thought WAS the point of Web5, which is to give social media power somehow devolved back to the people, and out from under the thumb of any centralized system.  Super low direct sat payments are somehow gonna enable direct creatives!!  We'll believe it when we see PVM put his #1 ham on Ziion, but man it sounds good!! 

OK Dave bigger funnier crypto funnies !! Welll  Gary's been a busy butthaid lately.  Which is NOT funny.  But what IS funny is the now open waves of hostility flowing towards him.   Everyone has given up on trying to play nice, which is VERY funny.  Lots of it is to be expected - Brian Coinbase is like for $(&$#(&* sake - two companies, Brian's COIN  and Sammy's FTX.  Sammy gave zillions to the DNC under the leadership of Gary Gensler, Brian only gave normal corporate amounts.   One company stole TEN BILLION.  One did not.  And yet, one company, COIN, is SUED by the SEC, and one, Sammy's, never was!!!  

The REALLY funny part? Sammy slid into Gary's office whenever he wanted to!! When you are the second biggest donor to a political party, you get to meet with the chairman at his office.     Brian Armstrong, totally legitimate CEO of Merica's biggest & cleanest exchange - he got a lousy short arsed ZOOM meeting to Gary.  & all Gary had to say was - wait for it - call my lawyer.  $(#$&*#$&#$(*#&*(&!!!!!!   AH HA HA HA HA HA!  

So, the gloves are OFF baby!! and things are getting SPICY!!   Binance has hired some nasty Merican lawyers of their own!! Ya ya ya the SEC sued binance.  Sadly, yet funny, Binance delisted a lot of coins on the ?? already meaningless to most people?? symbolic  Binance US.  Now, we of the mighty watch army riding on Pub0x will see this as a horrible slaughter of our favorite chitcoins!!!  AAVE, ANT, BAL, BAT, BCH, COMP, and several others. Additionally, BTC trading pairs for ATOM, BCH, DOT, LRC, MANA, UNI, VET, and XTZ will be removed. 

BAT!! NOOOOOOESS!!  don't delist BAT!!! ah ha ha ha!!  Even FUNNIER _ Coinbase ain't delisting CHIT TLDR: The COIN CLO throws DOWN baby AH HA HA HA HA!!!  Wall street chestnutty parable #45.7 - managing smart people is like yer a lion tamer with a gun with few bullets.  It works a LOT better if people think you MIGHT shoot them.  Once you ACTUALLY shoot them, things may not work out so good at ALLLL !!!!  AH HA HA HA !!!  Just sayin Cathie Wood did a texas hedge on COIN, doubling DOWN after COIN stock tanked!!! AR AR AR!!! 

Viz, where were we?  Oh ya CZ hired some NASTY lawyers!!  This one is straight out of a bad remake of Chicago Schmicago TLDR: AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Think about THAT one Merica!! Gary is really just a spurned LOVER of Binance!! Gary came to CZ begging to get in and CZ cast him aside!! NOW Gary works like a bitter vengeful spite filled poor man to get his revenge on CZ ah HA HA HAHA HAHA!!!! Oh STOP!!!! that's brilliant!! 

OK we gotta pass out, but we saved the biggest funny for last.   We usually kinda hate Marc Cuban, but in the  frenzy of everyone getting sick of Gary, he NAILS this one TLDR: first thing we do, get rid of all the evil flying monkees!!!!  Mark spittin the truth bombs!! "read these cases and get a lawyer to figure it out for you!!"   

The SEC - not just a fundraising arm of a major political party, but ALSO the CENTRAL mission - to protect and enrich and multiply LAWYERS LAWYERS LAWYERS!!!!!  AH HA HA HA HAH!!! 

Thanks for your tour of duty, crypto range riders!! We love you!! Take great care of yourselves until your Watch Army rides again!!

Please keep sending those recruits, thanking you!! 

Peace out, 

Love

Dave

@davidsawyer follow us we will follow you!! 

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If I just could take you home
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Finally got my resume
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