Funny Crypto August 17th

Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!!  so good to be back with y'all in your mighty watch army!! WE STORM THE STEPPES LOOKING FOR CRYPTO HUMOR!!! 

It's a funny time for Letetia James, the NY AG !! she never ever ever said " boo" to Sammy, cuz he paid all the right political bribes!!   But she did chase Nexo out of the country.  Was Sammy doing the ($#&$(& exact same thing as Nexo?  You KNOW FTX was, in much bigger size!!b0e323f2d23feab114d77bc7add85a174c516600714af4bca17ed81ccf01807a.png


So, what's the worst thing Kucoin ever did, give us small cap gems?? While Sammy STOLE THREE BILLION ?? so Letetia clamps down on yep you guessed it, Kucoin, while smiling and laughing as Sammy's campaign finance charges all go away. 

Welp, it's funny, Letetia hammered Barry so bad now DCG is having to sell, crashing the market.  Thanks Letetia!! Good thing you went after Barry & y'all messed up his merger plans WHILE IGNORING SAMMY!! AH HA HA HA HA ouch 

good thing James beat up Blockfi!! but NEVER EVEN COMMENTED on Sammy. 

No wait it' Elon selling that nuked BTC, that's funny!! 

No no TRUMP'S HOLDING ETH THAT'S funny!bda2419656f513ffa4782351d630582e519f13664ac0f04b7b81ecf45f0f6723.png


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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

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