Cryptonauts we love ya!! But we gather today to mourn Kucoin.  Member how we once loved Kucoin?? 

YESSSS ya DO!!!  no KYC, fees were nothing, exciting chit happening alla time it was AWESOME EVERYBODY loved Kucoin!! don't be shy admit it!!!  : and hey man, Kucoin loved us back!!  Who helped us hedge out when PEPE bit the radish!!  Smooth intuitive interface baby!! (#$*&$*(#@! YEAH!!! 

 Kucoin gave us free transactions off Igor's stunning Publish0x when we cashed (coined?) out our love, blood, sweat & tears crypto earned from every red click of the Watch ARMY!!!   OK even Kucoin  wouldn't take SPOT ah HA HA HA HA HA. er,  but that's fair, no blood no foul, it was a love thang we all haid wit KuCoin. 

But not just little stuff - Kucoin ran one of the MOST POPULAR mining pools EVER!!   KUCOIN POOL WAS CRANKING!!!!   YESSSSS BABY YESSSSSS!!!! 

RIOT mining does what 10, 11 EH/s hash rate ?  KUCOIN WAS DOING 8-9!!!! 

Yeeeee haw right?? Good on em!!  

But then one day - everybody squealed when KYC came to town

and then KuCoin shut down their MINING OH OH OH & mighty watch army riders KNOW we don't even CARE about  RIOT, but pools are different oh sob sob sob. 

& the hate started to ROLL!! WTF Kukoo coin?  oh but wait!! the REAL STORY - back in March -of course we shoulda known

swe shoulda known TLDR: the real story:  it's pretty funny, like of everyone, Kucoin was selling eth as a security ?  NOT.   Did Kucoin deserve to have to kill it's mining pools?  No Letetia, no, Eth is not a security, at least not the way Kucoin sold it. 

Kucoin didn't comingle anybody's funds.  Kucoin never Wait wait tho - WE KNOW !! KUCOIN never broke all the campaign financing laws to give to Letitia!!!!! 

Never forget what they stole from you!! 

while we are at it:

ok we are cooked !! we admit it!!

Peace out snooze heavily mighty watch army tomorrow we laugh!! 

please keep them recruits coming your army will ride to glory!! soon now!! 

Peace out 

love

Dave