I found myself in the singularity lane at the border recently, and it was very efficient.  If you're tired of long lines at the border, sign up for the Singularity Program.

The singularity program is for cars who want to disappear into the transdimensional vortex without a trace.  It allows priority service in the singularity lane at the border.  The singularity lane is the best place to buy bootlegged Pablo Smog albums that are out-of-print or banned in the United States.  Choose your albums carefully, since some have been overcooked, and won't play unless you put them in the fire.

For those about to donate, we salute you.