(Standing at the podium)

“Hello. My name is JaiChai. And I’m a Thai-A-Holic.”

Audience: “H-e-l-l-o-o-o-o

JaiChai!” “It’s been nine hours since I had my last Thai…”

(Roaring sound of clapping from the approving audience…)

Seriously, though, Thailand - and especially Thai women, can easily seduce a man. The longer one stays in Thailand, exposed to all the exotic temptations, the harder it is to leave!

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Submitted for your amusement.

May you and yours be well and loving life today.

In Lak'ech,

JaiChai