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Joke of the Day .4

26 Feb 2020 1 minute read 1 comment Dabergusa

What is the perfect job for Donald Trump when he leaves office? text to hide answer_______________________________________________________________________________________________________text to hide answer_____________________________________________...

Democratic Primary - the gift that keeps on giving.

24 Feb 2020 1 minute read 1 comment wlfpac5

Now we have Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada and the 1st Debate with Bloomberg out of the way it is clear that democratic party is feeling the "Bern."  Currently, the running odds are that Bernie has about a 50% chance of winning the Democratic ticket.  I...

Complete C is for Cocaine

15 Feb 2020 1 minute read 4 comments SpazCat

Sorry this took me a while, here is C is for Cocaine! I might add some minor touch ups here and there, fix the lighting and what not, but I think it is safe to say it is complete! I have B is for bludgeon planned out and I have started working on it....

Jennifer climbed onto the iceberg. "Help, help", she said.

14 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise

Jennifer climbed onto the iceberg. "Help, help", she said. The voices were closer. And the others were the words that John had seen on the ice the day before. "We are not making this high at high tide." On the first snowfall, when the shell of a gian...

The wizard owned 10 Pokemon already.

14 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise

The wizard owned 10 pokemon already. He began showing which trainer owned which pokemon. "May I see one of yours?" he asked to Rocker. Rocker took the pokeball and opened it. He tossed out his name, and the wizard just nodded. He hopped off the chair...

Once upon a time in Hollywood, tyrannosauruses ruled.

14 Feb 2020 1 minute read 2 comments paradise

Once upon a time in Hollywood, tyrannosauruses ruled. They wrote the scripts, acted and produced themselves. They were all the stars. Well, not all of them, but many of them.The fact that dinosaur movies were getting a comeback to help get the dinosa...

CoD Modern Warfare SEASON TWO is here!!!!

12 Feb 2020 2 minute read 0 comments Escalating Minds

Now I know, "Fuck You EM! How dare you talk about this atrocious, cash-grab from the most EVIL company Activision!" Well, I have no control over the company, but since I grew up on CoD Black Ops and Modern Warfare's 2 & 3, I figured why not give the...

Jennifer was sleeping III

10 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise

Jennifer was sleeping and waiting for his arrival. I could see that she was the smartest b***h in the factory. In a cylindrical and cyclical way every day she made a lot of calculations to predict the outcome of his rebirth. But she saw the light fro...

Incomplete C is for Cocaine

10 Feb 2020 1 minute read 9 comments SpazCat

I'm afraid that I have been procrastinating on my attempts to teach the children of the world the ABC's of felonies, I haven't even started B is for Bludgeon yet! Well here is the incomplete C is for Cocaine, it was originally going to be two canvass...

Last nite I met a lady whom I shall never forget

9 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise

Last nite I met a lady whom I shall never forget. Although I have forgotten her name. The moon was high and the stars were glittering when I called her name in the darkness of the night. Babushka I said and then I turned into a toad. As such I was cu...