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B is for Bludgeon

28 Mar 2020 1 minute read 0 comments SpazCat $0.11

I have risen from the dead! I'm sorry this took so unbelievably long, I tend to procrastinate. Anyway here is B is for Bludgeon! This piece has brought some joy to my poor relatives while we struggle not to strangle each other during these trying tim...

Super Tuesday is Over

4 Mar 2020 1 minute read 4 comments wlfpac5 $0.05

Well I was a bit wrong - at least initially.  The Democratic Primary still has a way to go, possibly till early June.  But unlikely we will have to wait that long.  Current projection is that we should know by the end of April who will be the Democra...

Democrats show more of their true colors

26 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments wlfpac5 $0.29

Over the last few days, and especially last night at the South Carolina Democratic debate, we discovered some new sides to a couple of of the candidates.  There was an organism of pandering to voters - that is the absolute worst part of this election...

Joke of the Day .4

26 Feb 2020 1 minute read 1 comment Dabergusa $0.03

What is the perfect job for Donald Trump when he leaves office? text to hide answer_______________________________________________________________________________________________________text to hide answer_____________________________________________...

Democratic Primary - the gift that keeps on giving.

24 Feb 2020 1 minute read 1 comment wlfpac5 $0.14

Now we have Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada and the 1st Debate with Bloomberg out of the way it is clear that democratic party is feeling the "Bern."  Currently, the running odds are that Bernie has about a 50% chance of winning the Democratic ticket.  I...

Complete C is for Cocaine

15 Feb 2020 1 minute read 4 comments SpazCat $0.16

Sorry this took me a while, here is C is for Cocaine! I might add some minor touch ups here and there, fix the lighting and what not, but I think it is safe to say it is complete! I have B is for bludgeon planned out and I have started working on it....

Jennifer climbed onto the iceberg. "Help, help", she said.

14 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise $0.00

Jennifer climbed onto the iceberg. "Help, help", she said. The voices were closer. And the others were the words that John had seen on the ice the day before. "We are not making this high at high tide." On the first snowfall, when the shell of a gian...

The wizard owned 10 Pokemon already.

14 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise $0.02

The wizard owned 10 pokemon already. He began showing which trainer owned which pokemon. "May I see one of yours?" he asked to Rocker. Rocker took the pokeball and opened it. He tossed out his name, and the wizard just nodded. He hopped off the chair...

Once upon a time in Hollywood, tyrannosauruses ruled.

14 Feb 2020 1 minute read 2 comments paradise $0.02

Once upon a time in Hollywood, tyrannosauruses ruled. They wrote the scripts, acted and produced themselves. They were all the stars. Well, not all of them, but many of them.The fact that dinosaur movies were getting a comeback to help get the dinosa...

Jennifer was sleeping III

10 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise $0.03

Jennifer was sleeping and waiting for his arrival. I could see that she was the smartest b***h in the factory. In a cylindrical and cyclical way every day she made a lot of calculations to predict the outcome of his rebirth. But she saw the light fro...