The melee begins

Which Crypto-Universe Mascot Would Win in a Fight?

By JAKO | jako | 12 Dec 2020

Okay so in the spirit of the current Publish0x Bityard event, I'm doing a mascot matchup from across the cryptography and blockchain universe.

Feel free to place your bets (not that you'll win or lose anything) in the comments.

The Contestants

A bunch of mascots enter. One mascot leaves.

Bityard's Muay Thai Guy

He's lean, he's featured, he's mean, he's kind of cute, he's half-naked, and he seems to have a different face in every picture. Intriguing!

NSA's CryptoKids

This unruly and unlikely melange of wild and domesticated creatures are here to (perhaps extrajudicially) pinpoint their opponents' secret weaknesses.

The Coin Gecko

Never trust a gecko wearing sunglasses. The other contestants will have to watch their backs when this lizard enters the ring.

Uniswap's Unicorn

Mythical, pure, and boy howdy will you take a look at the horn on this guy!

Polymath's Bull

Hold the phone, we got two horns here! Maybe the unicorn is going to have a run for its money.

Vitalik Buterin + "Satoshi" "Nakamoto"

Another exciting tag-team entry. Their tokens might dominate the market, but can they dominate the ring?

Brave's Lion and DuckDuckGo's Duck

Never underestimate the power of a good bowtie. Or the power of a duck riding a lion.

The Matchup

Who will win? Who knows! Who cares!? Maybe you do!

Anyway, I don't want to make a Bityard affiliate account to enter the sweepstakes. Feel free to send me 60$ in ETH on your own initiative.

Thanks for reading.

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