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Satire: Newly elected President Joe Biden promises a return to business as usual in inaugural speech

21 Jan 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

Joe Biden swearing in as the 46th. President of the United States. Photo by Saul Loeb/Pool Photo via AP D.C — At the Presidential Mall, where a scattered and comparatively small crowd of socially distanced onlookers watched Joe Biden deliver his ina...

Explosion At The Capitol Building Washington DC

20 Jan 2021 2 minute read 0 comments 1v2an3

Donald Trump lays siege to the capitol in attempt to overthrow the government! Video Effects:https://phulme.wordpress.com/tag/sheila-cassidy/ https://freesound.org/people/ehohnke/...https://freesound.org/people/Jay_You/...https://www.videezy.com/back...

Why Your Coin Sucks: Monero

19 Jan 2021 5 minute read 6 comments AltStreet Bets (ASB)

Introduction: I'm a football fan (Hand-egg for my Non-American readers).  Every year, a series of posts called "Why Your Team Sucks" is released that widely and hilariously criticizes each team and its fanbase.  It is one of my favorite annual reads...

Satire: Trump to pardon Ayman al-Zawahiri, former leader of Al-Qaeda

19 Jan 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

  NEW YORK — Former President Donald Trump will pardon Ayman al-Zawahiri, leader of the attacks on the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001 according to sources familiar with the outgoing administration. Trump, a long-time supporter of Saudi royalty...

Satire: Joe Biden to host his inauguration in Africa

18 Jan 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

WASHINGTON — President-elect Joe Biden, to support black communities, will hold his presidential inauguration in Nairobi, Kenya. The announcement came from Joe Biden’s Twitter account this morning.   “Joe is embracing his roots. We all come from the...

EXARPEE White Paper

18 Jan 2021 6 minute read 3 comments AltStreet Bets (ASB)

Edit 1: We initially wrote this whole thing as a joke, but the community actually demanded we create PEE token.  In order to meet the desires and need of our loyal subjects, we actually did some real work!  PEE is happening.  Get ready to PEE on ever...

Satire: The CIA asks public to choose next nation for coup

17 Jan 2021 1 minute read 1 comment SocraticDingo

LANGLEY — The CIA’s public relations department turns to the public for its next coup. A poll, which will last until 11:59 PM on January 30th., will allow adults with state-issued identification, such as a driver’s license or passport, to write-in t...

Satire: Moderna tests new coronavirus vaccine on Julian Assange

16 Jan 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

LONDON — Moderna, which is now distributing its SARS-COV-2 vaccine, will demonstrate the new coronavirus vaccine on Julian Assange between questioning and waterboarding at the London Court. Julian Assange faces trial for extradition to the United St...

Shocking Scenes Of Violence At The Capitol

16 Jan 2021 2 minute read 0 comments 1v2an3

#CapitolProtest #ElectionNews #DonaldTrump #JoeBiden #Funny #Comedy #KeepingItReal #2020Election #Trending Extreme violence breaks out at the United States capitol during election protest. Video Effects:https://freesound.org/people/ehohnke/...https:...

THE DIP IS NOT REAL AND THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!

12 Jan 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Cryptonomist

I didn't sell at 40,000+ and I wasn't wrong for making that decision, this is someone's manipulation and they are causing this to happen. Possible condidates for my theory. JP Morgan Instichooshans Elon Musk China all of them together I have conclu...