Replacing my blog at http://pablosmoglives.wordpress.com
3 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.02
Recorded almost entirely on a broken 4-track on cassette tapes purchased exclusively at the dollar store, All The Diamonds You Can Eat is a bumpy ride through the lo-fi part of town. From the soaring, cracked-out "A Beautiful Place," through the or...
29 Jun 2021 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.02
When I lived in Austin, there was an organization that provided health care for musicians. I don't know if it's still there. It was called HAAM, the Health Alliance for Austin Musicians. You had to live in Travis County, TX, and prove that you wer...
28 Jun 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.00
New merch designs, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/nathanpayne/shop "Nathan Payne & The Wild Bores," available as a poster, print, etc... "Rock & Roll High School, available as a poster, print, etc... "Hecho En Los Estados Un...
27 Jun 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.01
My management company hired a group of peaceful promoters to infiltrate the Britney Spears hearing in Los Angeles the other day. The mostly peaceful hearing/promotional event was attended by #FreeBritney activists, the #FreeBritney army, and a bunch...
23 Jun 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.02
Early Martian colonies were fraught with the same screeching, artless political division found on Earth today. While Kuato is portrayed as an underdog and a hero in the evil, satanic political documentary Total Recall, in fact he was a jealous, artl...
5 Jun 2021 5 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.07
I want to thank everybody who down-voted my "Karens & The Man" post for reminding me why I left the U.S. Most people don't understand that music is an industry, an actual trade that requires compensation, and not a hobby for idlers and wastoids. Lo...
24 May 2021 6 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.06
The best part of the trip, the part I try to retain at almost any cost, is when you lose all consciousness as to where you are or where you’re going, and are simply piloting the vehicle down the road, trusting that at some point in the past you had t...
22 May 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.01
Karens have teamed up with The Man to make weed as uncool as possible, by offering a free joint in exchange for a magnetic cyborg jab that messes with your DNA. The idea of putting yourself on a conveyor belt to death in exchange for a tiny amount of...
22 May 2021 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.14
I didn't have a bank account for 20 years. Between 1999 and 2019, I lived entirely hand-to-mouth, taking my tip-jar donations to the gas station, thrift store, or dollar menu as immediately as necessary for survival. On the occasion I was being pun...
21 May 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.11
This is my theory of conspiracy theories: People who believe in none of them are the same as people who believe in all of them. If you are frightened away by (or think you're too smart for) a topic because someone else tagged it as a "conspiracy theo...
