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Replacing my blog at http://pablosmoglives.wordpress.com


The Furnace of All Fiction

To Whom It May Not Entirely Disinterest,   I have a theory about love songs.  It isn't ironclad.  The theory is that any song that claims to be about love but fails to express the pain and horror of sliding downward toward hell is disingenuous pap th...

Nathan Payne 2 minute read 16 Jul 2021 0 comments $0.04

Satan's Termites

PREFACE Most of the people who read this article will have been conditioned to be offended by it.  They will read it with an air of sanctimony that they have been taught to think of as a sign of strength.  They are not aware that this sanctimony (and...

Nathan Payne 6 minute read 9 Jul 2021 0 comments $0.03

Sex Theocracy & The Uncooling Of America

  I never actually went to a rave.  It wasn't my scene.  I wasn't into candy bracelets, rainbow colors, or designer drugs.  I never went down a K-hole, or was ever even in the room with GHB to my knowledge.  I did take Molly a handful of times, but...

Nathan Payne 8 minute read 4 Jul 2021 0 comments $0.03

Happy Anti-Marxist-Fundamentalist Freedom Day

In this era of magnetic meat and metallic cheese, you may want to visit your local Mexican market, and start shopping there.  The cheese in this place comes from the next town:         I also have some new "Made In America" merchandise available on...

Nathan Payne 1 minute read 3 Jul 2021 0 comments $0.03

All The Diamonds You Can Eat

Recorded almost entirely on a broken 4-track on cassette tapes purchased exclusively  at the dollar store, All The Diamonds You Can Eat is a bumpy ride through the lo-fi part of town.  From the soaring, cracked-out "A Beautiful Place," through the or...

Nathan Payne 1 minute read 3 Jul 2021 0 comments $0.02

Adverse Effects of Denial

When I lived in Austin, there was an organization that provided health care for musicians.  I don't know if it's still there.  It was called HAAM, the Health Alliance for Austin Musicians.  You had to live in Travis County, TX, and prove that you wer...

Nathan Payne 4 minute read 29 Jun 2021 0 comments $0.02

New Merch - June 2021

New merch designs, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/nathanpayne/shop     "Nathan Payne & The Wild Bores," available as a poster, print, etc...   "Rock & Roll High School, available as a poster, print, etc...   "Hecho En Los Estados Un...

Nathan Payne 1 minute read 28 Jun 2021 0 comments $0.00

Mostly Peaceful Promotional Event

My management company hired a group of peaceful promoters to infiltrate the Britney Spears hearing in Los Angeles the other day.  The mostly peaceful hearing/promotional event was attended by #FreeBritney activists, the #FreeBritney army, and a bunch...

Nathan Payne 1 minute read 27 Jun 2021 0 comments $0.01

Kuato Was A Pimp

Early Martian colonies were fraught with the same screeching, artless political division found on Earth today.  While Kuato is portrayed as an underdog and a hero in the evil, satanic political documentary Total Recall, in fact he was a jealous, artl...

Nathan Payne 1 minute read 23 Jun 2021 0 comments $0.02

Getting The Culture You Pay For

I want to thank everybody who down-voted my "Karens & The Man" post for reminding me why I left the U.S.  Most people don't understand that music is an industry, an actual trade that requires compensation, and not a hobby for idlers and wastoids.  Lo...

Nathan Payne 5 minute read 5 Jun 2021 0 comments $0.06