Wrestling fans, rejoice: The Undertaker NFT is coming. If NFT mania is about to die, at least it’s getting a proper burial.
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The SEC commissioner known as Crypto Mom said that banning Bitcoin would be foolish. She continued: “Luckily the SEC is in the business of doing dumb shits, so: Bitcoin is banned, DOGE replaces the USD, and we’re suing Ripple again so it can go to $5.”
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Well, that’s ironic: a Chinese blockchain security company given state-owned assets confiscated from a fraud scheme to sell in order to fill government treasury, instead used them to short Bitcoin on a 100x leverage and get liquidated, losing the government $45 million. Thing to never ever do: Mess with a government that has well-documented expertise in shortening lifespans and liquidating troublemakers.
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People are mistakenly buying the long-forgotten Bitcoin Gold (BTG) fork of Bitcoin because of the news of Brazil’s BTG investment bank launching a Bitcoin fund, sending Bitcoin Gold’s price up by 173% in a week. These things happen, just last week, people sent the price of two wireless altcoins skyrocketing when they confused XRP and ADA for something useful.
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We can all now sleep soundly because Bitcoin will never go to zero as long as redditor u/Substantial-Ad-5012 is alive — as the person pledged to buy every Bitcoin ever minted for 1 cent each for a total of $187,000 of personal funds. True hero. Now we just need another hero to commit to purchasing all the USD currently printed for 1 BTC.
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Which wrestler's NFT would you want to see next? I'm torn between Sting and Mankind...
