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April 10th: Bitcoin go brrrr? Teens trading crypto? NBA players getting paid in... what?

By Dahveed | Noncense | 10 Apr 2021


A report says that Bitcoin is now worth half of the entire U.S. banking system. Guessing it’s not the half that’s been hastily buying up Bitcoin. 

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A board member of the European Central Bank (ECB) has criticized Bitcoin for not fulfilling the basic properties of money. When asked which properties, she responded:

  1. It’s not the Euro.
  2. It doesn’t go brrrrrr.

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9% of American teens have traded crypto. The rest are two busy lending and farming in DeFi, and building their own businesses in the metaverse. 

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A class-action lawsuit has been filed in Argentina to stop that country’s Central Bank from collecting crypto users’ data. Code name: Don’t spy on me, Argentina!

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Players of NBA’s Sacramento Kings can now get paid in crypto. But they prefer NBA Top Shot moments.

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Would you rather get paid in crypto or NFTs? Which ones?

 

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