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Life in the kali yuga
Life in the kali yuga

Life in the kali yuga

A series of short stories based on life in this rapidly changing Technocratic McSocialist Society. Like a speeding train smashing through the Mall Walkers Of America Competition, get your popcorn ready because it's too late to change the channel now. All featured artwork is by yours truly.


Mall Walk 4

17 May 2021 1 minute read 0 comments StealthySteve

Karen's head immediately calcified,  grew moldy and started to cave in on itself like a July pumpkin.  The greenish grey lump that was once Karen's head now pulsated across the carpet.  " all I ever wanted to be was a member of the PTA and spend my m...

Mall Walk 3

11 May 2021 1 minute read 1 comment StealthySteve

Agent Wayne Helander opted out of all audio comms. He knew that even now the MOLD was no doubt listening. Since the Agencie's initial Awareness of the MOLD , it has been common knowledge that the Entity known as The M.O.L.D.(Matter of Lower Dimension...

Mall Walk pt2

6 May 2021 1 minute read 0 comments StealthySteve

Being a ten year attendee of the Hedonism adult vacation destination was not without its benefits. Tamdel Warwick had survived multiple run-ins with Gonorrhea,  The Clap and nameless ego damaged husbands who did not understand the thrill of hidden ma...

Mall Walk Pt 1

5 May 2021 2 minute read 0 comments StealthySteve

The large Native American Boomer paused . The walkers slowed their brisk pace. This early in the morning , no one suspected someone getting pwned. Robert Jon in his worn blue jeans , the knees worn white came down hard on both . A thud echoed down th...

Wren

17 Apr 2021 12 minute read 0 comments StealthySteve

"Ordering Dutch running shoes pays off" Garret thought to himself as he root his heel into the soil next to the entrance of the DS Diner . It had become ritual since moving to this town to end his run with a hot cup of coffee .  On his way home he mu...

How much does the soul weigh in Nikes?

12 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments StealthySteve

The merit of a man is not measured by the length of his stride nor by the distance traveled.  But by the amount of Nike shoes stolen in his name .  A man be not judged by the value of his suit or the price of a haircut . But by the length of the 100...

Convenient Misunderstandings Pt2

6 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments StealthySteve

Maybe if Mr. Washington had just waited a few more moments. . Maybe 90% of Los Angeles wouldn't be engulfed in flames.  Father-Dad Cade  Raised his hand to take the sweet meaty treat the man was giving him. Then the unthinkable happened. Cade's tacti...

Convenient Misunderstandings

4 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments StealthySteve

On a warm yet relatively comfortably breezy evening,  5 elite Safety Squad members pulled their Civil Defense Armoured Ford Moseley 5th Wheeler to the side of a residential cul-de-sac on the outskirts of Los Angeles proper. Father-dad Cade stumble do...

The Value Of NFTs .

2 Apr 2021 2 minute read 0 comments StealthySteve

Meta Matt could have his like button smashed in by a pack of wild.. Andrew was interrupted by a series of synthesizer beats from his Droid. A news alert warned him that a riot had broken out at Edon labs over the rising cost of bio fees. Multiple fat...

Federal Agent Ortiz Goes Full Frontal

30 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments StealthySteve

Agent Ortiz knew that if he did not go through with this mass killing event, he would never solidify himself as a "ironic" federal agent who is also the leading member of a trilateral pact between the most infamous ethno-nationalist groups on the Web...