By StealthySteve | Life in the kali yuga | 12 Apr 2021
The merit of a man is not measured by the length of his stride nor by the distance traveled.
But by the amount of Nike shoes stolen in his name .
A man be not judged by the value of his suit or the price of a haircut .
But by the length of the 100 percent virgin hair weaves looted from Bobo's Beauty Supply.
Let a man's pallet for fulfillment in God not be written upon his tombstone.
Rather, the amount of Little Ceasars Pizzas burnt down for his salvation.
- Amen
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