Can you say Honeypot?

Federal Agent Ortiz Goes Full Frontal

Agent Ortiz knew that if he did not go through with this mass killing event, he would never solidify himself as a "ironic" federal agent who is also the leading member of a trilateral pact between the most infamous ethno-nationalist groups on the Web. He would surely be sussed out as a literal federal agent, or worse as a glow nigger . More concerning, the boys wouldn't have the ball's to start off this well orchestrated master-planned race war. It was Ortiz after all who came up with the OC memes their telegram chat used. Faking been a homosexual for most of his early career with the anti defamation league as well as a federal liaison with the SPLC had paid off as he quickly rose in the ranks. Eventually recruited on with the Bureau, bringing with him an impressive list of contacts in Hollywood.  Weaponizing gay men by politicizing their sexual urges had dealt a devastating blow to the morale and spiritual fabric of America. Weaponizing this particular Pride Parade by convincing some generation-Z white nationalists to murder everyone in participation would be the equivalent of an oven with wooden doors. Far better an idea then that Agent Dhayshaun's operation Burn Loot Murder proposal.

 He supplied his boys with the best publicly known weaponry the black budget can buy. All the while, acquiring a pass from the coastal elites At Big Homo, to commit this soon to be biggest mass murder in US history.( He would send his wife on vacation and take his teen boyfriend to the lake.)

  Agent Ortiz thought to himself "screams are gender fluid" as the 1st gunshots popped off.

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