So, the below landed in the inbox, unbidden, of somebody on a fetish site of which I'm a member:

A man was at his friend's house, while the friend went to the store, when, suddenly, a strange creature resembling a manniquin [sic] with long black tentacles appears next to him. He said, "What in the hell is that?". The strange creature does not respond to his comment, and slowly tilts its head down almost as if looking at him. He noticed it has no face, or eyes, only a large mouth.. No discernable [sic] features other than a womanly body with large breast [sic] and nice looking Vagina.

It goes on for several paragraphs, but I'm going to cut it short there, because it was all going so well until "... a womanly body with large breast [sic] and nice looking Vagina.". That, right there, is an unsalvageable pile of horse manure. Even I can't do anything to rescue that.

What in the hell is that? Indeed, my man, indeed a very pertinent question. Honestly, how on this green Earth do you think that sending something like that to someone you've never met could possibly go well for you?

Note: I have received her permission to post this, in possibly one of the fastest exchanges of "show me yours and I'll show you mine" (for our blogs, of course), I've ever managed.

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