SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!
10 Dec 2022 2 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark
Disclaimer: The standard disclaimer about disclaiming your deficiencies (dyslexia, second/third/fourth language, not actually giving a f**k, etc.) applies (except for the last excuse), obviously. El español es mi tercera lengua. Apenas lo conozco (au...
9 Dec 2022 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
Seeing as my last word salad post was somewhat of a hit (at least more than I expected, anyway), I decided to post another one. Happy Batday, Birthman! When you fail to birth Robin in time ... The crowd yelled and screamed for more memes. The room...
1 Dec 2022 6 minute read 4 comments Great White Snark
Recently, one of my relatives has retired. In order to keep her mind active and sharp, she aims to play puzzle and strategy games. Knowing that I play a number of them, she's asked me to list some, with brief descriptions for each. Here, then, in alp...
1 Dec 2022 1 minute read 1 comment Great White Snark
The older people get, the more set in their ways they seem to get. I've seen it with my parents' and grandparents' generations, which are/were particularly rigid. Case in point, an encounter with an unnamed and unidentified individual from that era:...
25 Nov 2022 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
Warning: Bad puns about mammary glands and sexual conduct inbound. I get the impression that there are a certain category of "Adult-themed" computer games with sexual content that are made primarily by lonely virgins destined to be forever alone, for...
21 Nov 2022 4 minute read 3 comments Great White Snark
Hello, dear reader. I hope that you are well. I hope, too, that you can take time out from your striving onward and upwards, to spare me a few minutes. As for me, I am already tired of this week, even though it's only Monday as I write this. I am sti...
16 Nov 2022 3 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark
For most of my life, I've lived it trying to be the hero, the great white hope, because that's what was expected of me. Instead, I'm the Great White Snark, because I have never managed to keep up the pretence long enough to make a success of it. (My...
10 Nov 2022 2 minute read 4 comments Great White Snark
"Democracy inevitably involves the public putting up with the whims and delusions of the politicians who wish to represent them, not least the semi-delusional conclusion that you and you alone are the person to lead the putative free world. But at s...
6 Nov 2022 1 minute read 1 comment Great White Snark
"Cishet" is a name made up with hate. Calling yourself that is the same as anyone using hate speech against anyone else. — Dave Dear Dave, It seems to me that you are somewhat confused about what "cishet" and "hate speech" mean. Since you're not a...
4 Nov 2022 1 minute read 1 comment Great White Snark
Copyright carbuyer.co.uk This afternoon, I drove home from work behind a guy (it was definitely a guy; he had his name as his personalised number plate) in a very fancy BMW M3 sportscar. (At least, that's what I remember it as being.) However, he wa...
