Seeing as my last word salad post was somewhat of a hit (at least more than I expected, anyway), I decided to post another one. Happy Batday, Birthman!
When you fail to birth Robin in time ...
The crowd yelled and screamed for more memes. The room was humming harder as the ceiling flew away. Rock music approached at high velocity. Excitement replaced fear until the final moment.
The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive. Nothing happened. It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired. She said, "There is no reason why and the truth is plain to see", but I wandered through my playing cards and would not let her be one of sixteen vestal virgins who were leaving for the coast. Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal.
Tom got a small piece of pie. He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn't eat. The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean. Pink horses galloped across the sea. Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires.
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days. You've been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah. It's never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn. I can't believe this is the eighth time I'm smashing open my piggy bank on the same day!
I am never at home on Saturdays. Siri became confused when we refused to follow her directions.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! I will force badgers and spiders on the enemy ... and get them to shut up! I've got whole binders full of women! The plants kill!
This post is sure to liquefy your brain. Just go ahead and press that "Tip" button. Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless, since rabbits can't read. If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn. It's your little red wagon and you've got to pull it.
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