The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS
The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!


Bullshit in the Bible: A Skeptic's View

9 Feb 2023 4 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark

Despite the fact that the bible is the holy book of scripture for nearly two billion people and the source of their religion, a staggeringly small number of those who claim to follow its teachings have actually read it, from cover to cover (as oppose...

Really, How Bad is Andrew Tate (and His TikTok Army of Toxic Tater Tots)?

7 Feb 2023 4 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Objectively, Andrew Tate isn't physically repulsive (despite the fact I think he looks like the illegitimate lovechild of a billiard ball and a llama), but he is a very ugly man. Here's why, in a horrific and depressing way: [Content Warning: Misogyn...

Antisocial Media Algorithms are Built to Kill You

5 Feb 2023 7 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Content/Trigger Warning: Suicide/Suicidal Ideation Towards the tail end of 2022, a court found two social networks (Instagram and Pinterest) directly responsible for the death of one of their users. A coroner testified that these two sites contribu...

Dear Master Alpha Dumbinant

4 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Thank you for taking the time to write. Unfortunately (for you), the Fetish Dispenser System you were looking for is out of order. Please read the intended recipient's profile and then choose one of the following options to continue: Enter 1 to try a...

A SPOT of Bother (and Other Happenings)

30 Jan 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Great White Snark

At some point within the last twenty-four hours, the SPOT that I withdrew from Pub0x landed in my Atomic wallet. However, it doesn't show as having any exchangeable value (which means I can't transfer it out of my wallet or exchange it for anything e...

An End has a Start, Possibly in a New Place

25 Jan 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Everything that ends, does so as a consequence of failing to maintain/sustain the state of things. Sometimes, this termination is deliberate/voluntary, but often it is not, owing to factors outside of our control. Everything that starts, must end. (Q...

Oh, the Inhumanity of Fuckbois!

12 Jan 2023 4 minute read 5 comments Great White Snark

"I'm looking for MILFs to fuck in my area, but I can't find any. Are they ignoring me?" If you write an insensitive and  thoughtless, no-effort personal ad like that, after a whole two months on a site (with a total of two sentences, both about you...

What The Manosphere got wrong about The Matrix Trilogy and Fight Club AKA "Most Guys Do"

10 Jan 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

What the adherents of the manosphere and Patriarchy fail to understand is that it, not the world under the influence of Feminism and "wokeism", is The Matrix, the thing that inspires the feeling that something is wrong with the world. Their doctrines...

... But Not (All Men) Me, Ma'am!

10 Jan 2023 5 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

For those of you who don't know this, the origin of the #NotAllMen hashtag originates with Incels, following the incident with Elliot Roger murdering people because he didn't get the beautiful girlfriend he was convinced he deserved, simply for exist...

When Women Incels (Known as Honey Badgers or "Pick Me" Girls) Write Antisocial Media Profiles ...

9 Jan 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Warning: Inflammatory, pejorative and vulgar language ensues. My comments are in square brackets, [like this]. I'm a proud and angry masculist. [There's no such thing; "Masculist" is not a word. The word you want is "Masculinist", but it's still nons...