Over-opinionated and under-educated. Testing the theory that a joke gets funnier with repetition.
22 Jun 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Strap in for a wild ride with host Clem Fandango as we explore Bitcoin's hallucinogenic jaunt to $138K on Binance US, Wall Street bigwigs embracing their crypto kinks, and Ripple's intriguing flirtation with Singapore. We're also diving deep into the...
20 Jun 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
It's that time again, fellow crypto enthusiasts! Put on your moon boots because we are about to embark on a thrilling odyssey through the latest happenings in the cryptoverse. I'm your Captain Clem Fandango, and welcome aboard the CGB News sp...
16 Jun 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Why did the crypto trader bring a ladder to work? Because he heard the market was going up! 🤣 But speaking of wild rides... THE NEW EPISODE OF CGB NEWS IS OUT NOWWWWW! Ladies and Gentlemen, if your appetite for madness and mayhem is as insa...
15 Jun 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
What's the common factor between crypto traders and drunken sailors? They both wake up wondering where their money went! 🍻💸 Buckle your seatbelts, ladies and gentlemen, for an episode that's as unhinged as a saloon door in a hurricane. Presenting t...
14 Jun 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
What's the difference between a crypto trader and a pigeon? A pigeon can still make a deposit on a Lamborghini! 🤣 Alright, now that I’ve got your attention - prepare to dive into the murkiest depths of the crypto-verse with the latest episode of CGB...
13 Jun 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Strap yourselves in as Clem Fandango takes you on a rollercoaster through the Cryptoverse on this episode of CGB News! We’ve got Ripple's CEO Brad Garlinghouse teasing everyone with those kinky Hinman documents and Binance throwing punches at the SEC...
12 Jun 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
🔥🔥Welcome to the most X-rated crypto news show on the interwebs! CGB News, hosted by the notorious Clem Fandango! CAN YOU HEAR ME, degenerates? This is the one-stop-shop for your daily dose of crypto market madness and blockchain buffoonery! 🔥🔥WA...
8 Jun 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Welcome, fellow crypto-crusaders! Today's episode of CGB News with the one and only Clem Fandango is an adrenaline-infused, mind-boggling journey through the world of cryptocurrency. Why read dry, monotonous news articles when you can hav...
7 Jun 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Cryptonauts, gather around! Welcome to another day in the circus that is cryptocurrency, where the clowns are many, and the laughs are guaranteed – if you're watching CGB News, that is. With the acerbically charming Clem Fandango steering the ship, w...
6 Jun 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
On the latest episode of CGB News, our very own Clem Fandango hilariously breaks down the most absurd happenings in the world of cryptocurrency. In his unique dry, ironic, and slightly outrageous style, Clem brings you up to speed on the current cr...
