can_you_hear_me
can_you_hear_me

can_you_hear_me

Over-opinionated and under-educated. Testing the theory that a joke gets funnier with repetition.


Hello, defi degens. This is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? Can 2.59 Billion % APY ever be sustainable?

1 Mar 2021 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto_Clem

Clem Fandango is having to take off his socks to do the math on this one.  At 2.59 billllllllllllllllion % if I put a dollar on, and leave it there for a whole year, by the end of the year I'll have....  A lot of noodles.  But, how, internet? Just,...

Hello, Joe Biden. This is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? How many zeros are there in $1.9 trillion??!

27 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem

Clem Fandango has been up since 2:30 this morning. Why? Lady Fandango is a bad influence, but also, I've been trying to do the math on this Joe Biden stimulus package, in relation to the dollars deflation against Bitcoin.  According to my calculation...

Hello, Grant Thornton (Cryptopia hack lawyer dude). This is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? Again??? Realllllyyyy??? Tut Tut.

20 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem

Were you part of the class of 2017/18 Cryptopia hack?  Are you holding your breath, hoping to maybe, possibly, hopefully get some of those precious shitcoins you held back? Did you get all excited and allow yourself a glimmer of hope it could happen...

Hello, Bitcoin, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? $50k party at my house on Friday? (As long as you don't ruin it before then)

17 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem

Another legendary milestone has been passed Bitcoin fans. $50 thousand smackeroos..... Imagine all the honey and milk you could buy with a full one. And how do you even say $953913120665... A bajillion?While Clem Fandango may still be a little way of...

Hello, Ethereum Classic, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? ~10% up on the day, ~50% on the month is good, but umm, does the chain work yet?

13 Feb 2021 1 minute read 3 comments Crypto_Clem

Clem Fandango hasn't got much time to type today. It's St Valentino's day tomorrow, and Lady Fandango is still mad at me for giving her an $XVG pornhub subscription last year. (Remember that!?!) While she's in the tub doing her Lady Fandango things...

Hello, Pancake Finance, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? 140% APR is nooice, but what do I do with these Syrup tokens?

7 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem

Clem Fandango wrote about flipping pancakes a while back. It's been going pretty well, so much so, Clem even managed to get himself a McD's pancake breakfast the other day to celebrate. But then Clem noticed something. When he staked pancakes, he go...

Hello, Ledger, this is Clem Fandango here. I don't think you heard me first time.

4 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem

Follow on post Clem fans. As if my message wasn't clear enough (https://www.publish0x.com/can-you-hear-me/hello-ledger-this-is-clem-fandango-here-can-you-hear-me-youv-xkyeqed) now Ledger want me to dox Lady Fandango for valentines day! Now, between y...

Hello, Elon Musk, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? Put Cobie's eyedrops down dude!

4 Feb 2021 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto_Clem

What the heck is going on with Elon Musk? is the question on every crypto fan bois lips right now. The guy has gone much crazy for the Doge it seems! Now don't get me wrong, Clem Fandango is a fan of the Doge, and his Guantanamo plight is no joking...

Hello, Stonks market people, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? Your systems are outdated and you're all crooks. Get out.

3 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem

One question Clem Fandango gets a lot: "Why don't you get involved in the stonks?"     Well let's play a little game of did you know, shall we? Worldwide, nearly a quarter of the entire stonks market is owned by the top 10%!? In America that goes to...

Hello, Gamestop shorters, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? Haha.

2 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem

It's taken Clem Fandango a few days to get his pretty little head around this one. So let me see if I understand this right:* Gamestop were on their knees, like most of brick n mortar businesses.  * A bunch of know it all wall street doosh bags were...