Over-opinionated and under-educated. Testing the theory that a joke gets funnier with repetition.
4 Feb 2021 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
What the heck is going on with Elon Musk? is the question on every crypto fan bois lips right now. The guy has gone much crazy for the Doge it seems! Now don't get me wrong, Clem Fandango is a fan of the Doge, and his Guantanamo plight is no joking...
3 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
One question Clem Fandango gets a lot: "Why don't you get involved in the stonks?" Well let's play a little game of did you know, shall we? Worldwide, nearly a quarter of the entire stonks market is owned by the top 10%!? In America that goes to...
2 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
It's taken Clem Fandango a few days to get his pretty little head around this one. So let me see if I understand this right:* Gamestop were on their knees, like most of brick n mortar businesses. * A bunch of know it all wall street doosh bags were...
31 Jan 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Step right up Crypto fans. Ledger has a new offer for you! Dox one family member, and they'll dox another one, FREE!!! Want threatening men to turn up at you grandparents house? https://twitter.com/DanServino/status/1349755432789798917/photo/1...
26 Jan 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
When Clem Fandango was less than 12 months into his crypto rabbit hole journey, there was a big hoohaa."Yay, CME group and CBOE people and Sesame street sponsored by the letter G and the number 7, are launching Bitcoin futures products!" y'all said. ...
7 Dec 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,Know when to walk away and know when to run.... Alright, Kenny Rogers sucks, but poker is a pretty fun while to whittle away the hours until BTC goes loco and we all move to the moon! And now,...
26 Nov 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
This isn't a particularly funny topic around which to blog, but we'll give it a shot. It seems a lot like the peoples at Coinbase have been doing some racisms. Told you this wasn't funny. https://blog.coinbase.com/upcoming-story-about-coinbase-2012a...
24 Nov 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Just a flash post here Clem Fandago fans. Okay, fan. Hi Grandpappy Fandago. $Pickle has found a way out of this, erm, pickle it seems. We have a savior folks: https://twitter.com/AndreCronjeTech/status/1331210466727694338 And it wasn't King Co...
24 Nov 2020 1 minute read 2 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
I aped back into $mana yesterday. "Why, Clem Fandango?, you ask? Well, let me tell you... My Grandpappy once told me a story... "Clem Fandango, this is Grandpappy Fandago here. Can you hear me?" "Yes, Grandpappy Fandango, I can hear you" I said. "If...
22 Nov 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
This post is a moment of recognition for those most deserving of our praise and adoration. Remember December 2017? I do, and I'm sure a lot of others out there do also. Those dizzying highs, to which we are so close once again, the dreams of lamb...
