Over-opinionated and under-educated. Testing the theory that a joke gets funnier with repetition.
3 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
One question Clem Fandango gets a lot: "Why don't you get involved in the stonks?" Well let's play a little game of did you know, shall we? Worldwide, nearly a quarter of the entire stonks market is owned by the top 10%!? In America that goes to...
2 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
It's taken Clem Fandango a few days to get his pretty little head around this one. So let me see if I understand this right:* Gamestop were on their knees, like most of brick n mortar businesses. * A bunch of know it all wall street doosh bags were...
31 Jan 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Step right up Crypto fans. Ledger has a new offer for you! Dox one family member, and they'll dox another one, FREE!!! Want threatening men to turn up at you grandparents house? https://twitter.com/DanServino/status/1349755432789798917/photo/1...
26 Jan 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
When Clem Fandango was less than 12 months into his crypto rabbit hole journey, there was a big hoohaa."Yay, CME group and CBOE people and Sesame street sponsored by the letter G and the number 7, are launching Bitcoin futures products!" y'all said. ...
7 Dec 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,Know when to walk away and know when to run.... Alright, Kenny Rogers sucks, but poker is a pretty fun while to whittle away the hours until BTC goes loco and we all move to the moon! And now,...
26 Nov 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
This isn't a particularly funny topic around which to blog, but we'll give it a shot. It seems a lot like the peoples at Coinbase have been doing some racisms. Told you this wasn't funny. https://blog.coinbase.com/upcoming-story-about-coinbase-2012a...
24 Nov 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Just a flash post here Clem Fandago fans. Okay, fan. Hi Grandpappy Fandago. $Pickle has found a way out of this, erm, pickle it seems. We have a savior folks: https://twitter.com/AndreCronjeTech/status/1331210466727694338 And it wasn't King Co...
24 Nov 2020 1 minute read 2 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
I aped back into $mana yesterday. "Why, Clem Fandango?, you ask? Well, let me tell you... My Grandpappy once told me a story... "Clem Fandango, this is Grandpappy Fandago here. Can you hear me?" "Yes, Grandpappy Fandango, I can hear you" I said. "If...
22 Nov 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
This post is a moment of recognition for those most deserving of our praise and adoration. Remember December 2017? I do, and I'm sure a lot of others out there do also. Those dizzying highs, to which we are so close once again, the dreams of lamb...
22 Nov 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Another day another hack. $pickle was fun while it lasted though, right? I mean, it's from that TV show, Mick and Rorty or whatever, so it must have been on course for having an intrinsic contribution to the world of decentralised finance. If, b...
