On the latest episode of CGB News, our very own Clem Fandango hilariously breaks down the most absurd happenings in the world of cryptocurrency. In his unique dry, ironic, and slightly outrageous style, Clem brings you up to speed on the current crypto chaos.

Ever wondered how Bitcoin cooling off would look like? Clem’s take on Bitcoin's recent dip to $25k will leave you in splits. And oh, Ethereum, the quiet, judging cousin, isn't spared either.

Buckle up for an amusing take on the Binance Bonanza, where our host deciphers the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission's whopping 13 charges against Binance and its CEO, Changpeng Zhao. Will Zhao keep our assets safe? Or are they in for an unsolicited adventure? Clem weaves the story with his signature wit.

And just when you think the fun is over, Clem serves up a side of crypto celeb tweets. Get ready for laughs as he dissects Jack Dorsey’s cryptic "Steady lads" and Dogecoin co-founder Billy Markus’ meme-inspired “It’s over Cryptocurrency." Is it really over, though? Tune in to find out!

In CGB News, we're all about transforming dry news into engaging, humorous content. If you've had your fill of dull crypto news channels and are looking for a refreshing take, join us. We promise, you won’t be able to help but laugh.

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