🔥🔥Welcome to the most X-rated crypto news show on the interwebs! CGB News, hosted by the notorious Clem Fandango! CAN YOU HEAR ME, degenerates? This is the one-stop-shop for your daily dose of crypto market madness and blockchain buffoonery! 🔥🔥

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🕒 In this episode (June 12, 2023):

• The crypto market is nose-diving like a drunk pigeon! Can it regain its lost feathers or will it be plucked clean? (00:30)
• The SEC faces off against ADA, MATIC, and SOL in a battle that's like Avengers: Infinity War, if everyone was a nerd. Are the Crypto-Vengers assembled and ready for a fight? (00:50)
• Reddit subreddits go dark. Are they taking ghosting lessons? (01:35)
• Binance.US gets slapped with an SEC lawsuit! Market depth drops faster than trousers in a strip club. (02:00)
• Gaming altcoins are turning more heads than a twerking contest. What are these coins and should you gamble your house on them? (02:30)

🚀🚀 Grab your popcorn, fasten your seat belts, and get ready for a wild ride through the insane world of cryptocurrency. Clem Fandango will be your pilot on this descent into madness. 🚀🚀

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