can_you_hear_me

Over-opinionated and under-educated. Testing the theory that a joke gets funnier with repetition.

Hello, DeFi investors, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? $pickle was good, but putting the future of finance into fermented cucumber memes might not be the answer.

22 Nov 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo

Another day another hack. $pickle was fun while it lasted though, right? I mean, it's from that TV show, Mick and Rorty or whatever, so it must have been on course for having an intrinsic contribution to the world of decentralised finance. If, b...

Hello, DeFi investors, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? $pickle was good, but putting the future of finance into fermented cucumber memes might not be the answer.

Hello, Pepe lovers, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me?

20 Nov 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo

Do you like NFT's? Do you like Pepe? Do you... No? Oh. This post probably isn't for you then. If you do associate with the nihilistic rekt green dude though, Uncle Clem stumbled over this, and it's a bit of a larf, innit!? As my way too larg...

Hello, Pepe lovers, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me?

Hello, telegram ICO investors, this is Clem Fandango here, can you hear me? $GRAM was good, but $TON Crystals could be better...

19 Nov 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo

Wayyyy back when we were all younger and less jaded with the world, our favourite encrypted messaging app got it's grubby little hands into our pockets via an ICO for the GRAM. They did a bit of work (only right considering the $1.7b ish raise they...

Hello, telegram ICO investors, this is Clem Fandango here, can you hear me? $GRAM was good, but $TON Crystals could be better...

Hello, NFT crowd, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me?

27 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo

The "non fungible token" narrative is okay, but could we try it again, please? Maybe with a little less 2017 deja-vu this time? Hey there average cryptocurrency investor! You've heard about all those people getting hilariously rich while you're not...

Hello, NFT crowd, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me?

Hello, Publish0x, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? Defi food coin gains are good, but have you seen Chase bank savings rates?

25 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo

Hello reader, if you've found this blog you've joined a select club. The club of people who have enough time in their day for the opinion piece of someone posing as the incompetent intern from a forgotten UK sitcom. Life must be treating you wel...