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26 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Clem here, with a hot topic straight from the headlines! It seems that North Korea is taking crypto theft to a whole new level, using the stolen funds to buy missiles and fund their nuclear program. The FBI has fingered the Lazarus Group, a hacking o...
25 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Hello there folks, it's your boy Clem Fandango here with some breaking news that's sure to make your head spin. You see, Robinhood, the trading platform, not the dude with the little green hat and a bunch of merry men, had their Twitter hacked. The h...
25 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Hey there degens and dirtbags, it's your boy Clem Fandango here with some juicy news that's sure to get your taste buds tingling. You see, Genesis, one of the biggest trading desks in the crypto world, has declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Now,...
25 Jan 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Well folks, it's your boy Clem Fandango here, reporting live from the beautiful country of El Salvador. And let me tell you, things are heating up in more ways than one. You see, the President of El Salvador, Nayib Bukele, recently took to Twitter to...
24 Jan 2023 1 minute read 5 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Hello there, it's your boy Clem Fandango from the UK HM Treasury here, and let me tell you, we've got some exciting news for all you crypto lovers out there. Are you looking for a job? Well, look no further because the UK Government is hiring a lead...
24 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Well hello there, it's your boy Clem Fandango reporting live from the European Parliament's Economic and Monetary Affairs Committee. Now, I know what you might be thinking, "Clem, why are you at the European Parliament? Did they finally give you a jo...
24 Jan 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round for a crypto update from the one and only Clem Fandango! I've got some hot news for you, Toasties. It seems that more than 500 million Dogecoin has been on the move in the past 72 hours. But here's the catch, the w...
23 Jan 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
You can hear me? Good, because I've got some important news to share with you. The crypto market is climbing. This is cool. This is okay. But what's not okay is the rise of 'Sam Coins'. You know, the ones associated with that Sam Bankman-Fried chap...
23 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round for a crypto update from the one and only Clem Fandango! As I was lounging on my leather couch, reading the news over the weekend, I came across a certain Arthur Hayes. You know, the chap who founded BitMex? Well,...
21 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
What's up, y'all? It's your boy Clem Fandango back with another round of hot takes on the crypto world. Yesterday, I brought you the news of the shady miner relationships on BSV, and today, I bring you the latest in the world of JP Morgan. So, turns...
