can_you_hear_me
can_you_hear_me

can_you_hear_me

Over-opinionated and under-educated. Testing the theory that a joke gets funnier with repetition.


Hello, Crazy BSV holders, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me?

20 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo

Yo, what's up y'all, it's your boy Clem Fandango comin' atcha with the hot takes on the latest in the crypto world. And let me tell ya, things are getting real wild over on BSV. So, turns out there's this new tool that's been rolled out, and it allow...

Hello, Average Ethereum User. This is Clem Fanadango here. Can you hear me? Learning solidity is good, but getting AI to check Smart Contracts for you is easier...

19 Jan 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo

Ahoy thar, loyal reader! Your intrepid tech explorer, Clem Fandango, is back with another round of digital exploration. Now, I must admit, I'm something of a blockchain enthusiast, and I'm always on the lookout for new technologies that can benefit t...

Hello US Government Officials: This is Clem Fandango here, can you hear me?

16 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo

So, current remote voting systems are good, but have you tried using a blockchain yet?  Now, you might know, dear reader, your favourite absent crypto writer on publish0x, Clem Fandango, has a bit of a fetish for making the world a better place. I me...

Hello, defi degens. This is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? Can 2.59 Billion % APY ever be sustainable?

1 Mar 2021 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo

Clem Fandango is having to take off his socks to do the math on this one.  At 2.59 billllllllllllllllion % if I put a dollar on, and leave it there for a whole year, by the end of the year I'll have....  A lot of noodles.  But, how, internet? Just,...

Hello, Joe Biden. This is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? How many zeros are there in $1.9 trillion??!

27 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo

Clem Fandango has been up since 2:30 this morning. Why? Lady Fandango is a bad influence, but also, I've been trying to do the math on this Joe Biden stimulus package, in relation to the dollars deflation against Bitcoin.  According to my calculation...

Hello, Grant Thornton (Cryptopia hack lawyer dude). This is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? Again??? Realllllyyyy??? Tut Tut.

20 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo

Were you part of the class of 2017/18 Cryptopia hack?  Are you holding your breath, hoping to maybe, possibly, hopefully get some of those precious shitcoins you held back? Did you get all excited and allow yourself a glimmer of hope it could happen...

Hello, Bitcoin, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? $50k party at my house on Friday? (As long as you don't ruin it before then)

17 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo

Another legendary milestone has been passed Bitcoin fans. $50 thousand smackeroos..... Imagine all the honey and milk you could buy with a full one. And how do you even say $953913120665... A bajillion?While Clem Fandango may still be a little way of...

Hello, Ethereum Classic, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? ~10% up on the day, ~50% on the month is good, but umm, does the chain work yet?

13 Feb 2021 1 minute read 3 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo

Clem Fandango hasn't got much time to type today. It's St Valentino's day tomorrow, and Lady Fandango is still mad at me for giving her an $XVG pornhub subscription last year. (Remember that!?!) While she's in the tub doing her Lady Fandango things...

Hello, Pancake Finance, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? 140% APR is nooice, but what do I do with these Syrup tokens?

7 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo

Clem Fandango wrote about flipping pancakes a while back. It's been going pretty well, so much so, Clem even managed to get himself a McD's pancake breakfast the other day to celebrate. But then Clem noticed something. When he staked pancakes, he go...

Hello, Ledger, this is Clem Fandango here. I don't think you heard me first time.

4 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo

Follow on post Clem fans. As if my message wasn't clear enough (https://www.publish0x.com/can-you-hear-me/hello-ledger-this-is-clem-fandango-here-can-you-hear-me-youv-xkyeqed) now Ledger want me to dox Lady Fandango for valentines day! Now, between y...