Over-opinionated and under-educated. Testing the theory that a joke gets funnier with repetition.
30 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Ladies and Gentlemen, gather 'round because I've got a doozy of a story for you! Worldcoin, the nefarious villains of the crypto world, have cooked up a devious plan that would make Bond villains green with envy. They've just unveiled the "Orb," thei...
30 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Ladies and gents, this is your favorite crypto commentator, Clem Fandango, bringing you the latest market update with a twist! The Federal Reserve, also known as the FED, is struggling to keep the markets under control. This could lead to even more d...
30 Jan 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Hey there, millionaire no-coiners! This is Clem Fandango, the crypto guru who always knows what's up. I heard y'all might be a little behind on the latest crypto trends, so let me break it down for you. According to a study by the deVere Group, 82% o...
29 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Hey there, crypto chums! It's your boy Clem Fandango here with the juiciest scoop in the crypto-verse. Have you heard the news about Ruja Ignatova, the cryptoqueen herself? Apparently, she's been hiding out in a fancy penthouse in Kensington, England...
28 Jan 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Hey hey, it's your boy Clem Fandango here with the hottest scoop in the crypto-verse. Looks like ol' Sammy "Fried-man" Bankman is in some deep doo-doo with the law. Apparently, the dude tried to influence a witness in a criminal fraud case against hi...
27 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Well buttercups, it looks like the world of crypto is about to get a whole lot bigger, and a whole lot more mainstream. Amazon, the online giant that we all know and love (or hate, depending on whether or not you're a Jeff Bezos stan), is reportedly...
26 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Clem Fandango wrote a little poem about Bitcoin being dead. Maybe Clem has been listening to the doors a little too much, but magic cactus will do that to a man. Enjoy and let Clem know what you think in the comments! Bitcoin declared dead, the medi...
26 Jan 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Well, well, well, it looks like there's a new crypto in town, and it's causing quite a stir. Aptos, a new layer-1 solution, has been on a bit of a tear lately, surging 420% in just one month and entering the coin market cap charts top 25. And it's no...
26 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Well, well, well, it looks like the folks over at Coinbase have gotten themselves into a bit of a pickle. The Dutch Central Bank, also known as the DNB, has gone and slapped them with a fine of $3.6 million. And they're not the only ones, oh no, Bina...
26 Jan 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto_Clem_Fandangogo
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round and listen up, for I, Clem Fandango, have a tale to tell ya. It's a tale of mischief and mayhem, of hackers and heists, and most importantly, of the sweet, sweet fruit that is the mango. You see, there's a little p...
