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FT crypto watch Dec 29

29 Dec 2022 2 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto players, we LOVE you!! So happy to be witcha in the last precious days of 2022!!! Thanks for lifting the Pub 0x upwards and onwards into a life above fiat!!  Reading music? christmas AND o oh oh OH YEAH KOOL AID MAN!!!  Y'all know we can't res...

Funniest crypto tonight

28 Dec 2022 2 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!! and the Pub 0x and the FUNNIES!!!  Reading music: What's funny!!??  Fidelity is cranking trademarks!!! WTF does that mean - it's Fidelity Crypto!!! TLDR: Fidelity, led by system admins mining BTC, has been hardcore pro crypt...

FT crypto watch Dec 28th

28 Dec 2022 4 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Woooo hooo cryptonauts, we LOVE you!!! Thanks for being here on the uplifting Pub 0x!! It matters, o mighty watch army!! Lifting the skirts of crypto on the salmon lady, just one good click on one chitpost at a time baby!!  Crypto's ON the front page...

FT crypto watch Dec 27 ar ar ar ho ho ho

27 Dec 2022 3 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer

Open ledger advocates, we love you!!  May your holiday excesses be loads of fun and reasonably semi-safe!!!!   So good to see y'all here on the mighty Pub 0x, Sandy Claws thanking you!!  The FT did not print today, but that's ok we are not that brigh...

The funniest crypto Saint Stevie's day

26 Dec 2022 4 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Blockchain believers, we love you! The world loves you and the days are getting longer!!   Hey it was a christmas miracle, we went through the drinking, singing, and crying part, missed the fighting this year so that's good although we were way too r...

Funniest crypto Christmas Eve

24 Dec 2022 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Merry Christmas, crypto people!!! We love you!!  Hey crypto winter is OVAH take out a second mortgage and FOMO it ALLLLLL IN !!!  Cramer has SPOKEN!!!!   Ah ha ha ha!!!  Remember the puff jobs for Sammy coming from the NYT and WaPo?   Now, his large...

FT crypto watch WEEKEND!! Dec 24th

24 Dec 2022 2 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!!  Happy happy joy joy!!! Got to take a break from overeating & drinking to send y'all this crypto christmas eve card to you, crypto, the stratospheric Publish0x, and the FUNNIES!!!! TLA!!! TLDR: changing the FT crypto fabric...

FT crypto watch Dec 23rd

23 Dec 2022 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Ciphercoin people, we love you!! Hope you stay blessed this holiday season in the non-denominational intellectual church of the Pub 0x!!  & that include Dwali & Chanukah and of course Festivus for the restivus!!! ar ar ar !!! GottA FINISH going out d...

FT crypto watch Dec 22nd

22 Dec 2022 3 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love ya!!! Tonight and every night here on the tsunami that is the Pub 0x!!!  Changing the crypto fabric of the FT one chitpost and one click at a TIME fams!!!! Reading music for tonight: Trigger alert - it is the Dropkicks.  What do...

FT Crypto Watch Dec 21st

21 Dec 2022 4 minute read 8 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love you.  Keep on keeping on with tha separation of church, money and state, baby!!!  Today's reading music with love for our time here on the Holiday Pub 0x!!!  TLDR: 1 minute & 31 seconds of cover song transcendence by the Me First...