We figured out why crypto spring is so slow. The CoinGecko icon on the app is still stuck in Halloween, will it ever go away? THAT is what has caused all the trouble. This thing: Please make it go away. We are deleting the app and will reinstall, while throwing nickles in the ocean, silver for sea luck!!!
Look, bots have taken over our news feeds, feeding us falsehoods after lies after more, when will it stop? To echo many before and after us, PLEASE MAKE SAMMY STFUTLDR: LOOKIT those cheesecake, retouched, filtered, sexy sammy shots!!! AH HA HA THAT's not even subliminal!!! Sammy's big puppy eyes in the Beeb!! Sammy's manly, action star well lit face pose in the Guardian AH HA HA HA HA HA!! oh that's horrible. Oh this is gonna be a long slow hilarious kabuki show, isn't it??
Lotta funny theories out this week, might be the big funny. On one side, we have the "let it burn" reghammerers that say do NOT allow ANY regulated business to hold crypto in any way!!! On the other side, or is the the SAME side??? is the theory that Sammy was an inside job - Sammy was a gummint plot to totally discredit crypto to keep fiat power!! AH ha ha ha, erg.
What other big funnies this week? Loads in reghammer land, the world is pushing crypto rules through that will not affect the biz running from regulatory havens like FTX moved to AT ALL. It's funny!!!
ahh we need bigger funnies. Here's one!!
Dear readers know it's funny how the press either ignored or complained about Binance's giant bags. The Wall Street Journal did their worst, it's a jokeTLDR: The best of the weak chit the WSJ could scrape together is a LAUGHER!!! Binance's corporate structure is whatever it needs to be to stay the 4#$((&*(#*$& away from the next world power that tries a reg power grab. Get OVER IT!! It's hilarious. If yer worried about Binance's strong internal controls, perhaps consider the proof of the pudding!!! YA that's the EIGHTY BILLION IN LIQUID< !!!!! blue chip cryptos sitting there man, it's beautiful. You want more info about how Binance's systems liquidate assets? They work better than yours, that's how. STFU!!! Quit KIDDING!!! Mazars did a report, there's nothing else there, save this
TLDR: Binance is overcollateralized, WTF!
It gets funnier. Jesse is out of a real job, so he is in charge of randomly harassing big #1, Binance !! TLDR: Jesse, just like the FT, says that Binance is LYING, they are not including their LIABILITIES!!! Sorry Jesse, CZ already said, on the record: we have no debt. But what's great funny, freedom of money funny, CZ just says OK! Whatever we gotta show ya, we will show ya!! AH HA HA HA HA yes baby yes!! CZ is laughing. Y'all want negative balances in a PoR? Okay boys. Sounds like Johnny Thunders. OKAY!!! We love it!! Reading music
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