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1991, April: eyeglass intrigue during spring break (part two)

3 Jul 2026 5 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

Rolling up to the DMV cabin on the far side of Mansfield, I’m already aware that there’s a nasty old crone working here, known far and wide as a real ball buster. She has an impeccable reputation for failing pretty much everyone, for any reason at a...

1991, April: eyeglass intrigue during spring break (part one)

3 Jul 2026 6 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

A mindset you employ as a kid but learn, through trial and error, to completely dispense with in your adult years is knowing there is absolutely no chance of something working out favorably, but crouching in a silent paralysis as events unfold...

Have You Ever Quit Your Job With Nothing Lined Up? | 4chan stories

5 Jun 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Biz Wisdom

Have you ever quit your job with nothing lined up? How did it turn out? . I have about 30k cash and double that in investments, and I'm at the point where I hate life going into work every day. I keep thinking I could quit and work part-time at a Chr...

Dmitry Medvedev's second Diary: Almost the president. Almost the author. Almost true

5 May 2026 20 minute read 1 comment Ship Shard

Publication in Russian on the Zen bloghttps://dzen.ru/a/afdZKGZUSGn7-x2F "There's no money, but you're holding on": the confession of the man who gave you "Public Services", danced at the alumni meeting and still hasn't turned off Telegram. Ironic, s...

Dmitry Medvedev - The Prophet of Ashes - The Messenger of the Nuclear Apocalypse

5 May 2026 23 minute read 0 comments Ship Shard

Publication in Russian on the Zen bloghttps://dzen.ru/a/afZ7XO8_N2It3mZY "If someone thinks that a nuclear apocalypse is impossible, he's a fantasist or a fool."— Dmitry Medvedev, April 2026. The Last Prophecy The confession of an archivist in the ye...

Dmitry Medvedev's diary: almost president, almost a meme

2 May 2026 20 minute read 0 comments Ship Shard

Zen blog post in Russian:https://dzen.ru/a/afTSMNsi4zPEN8js Dima's Diary: How to run a country when your boss lives in the next room and sometimes lets you shout on Telegram. Author: Dmitry Anatolyevich Medvedev, Deputy Chairman of the Security Counc...

Radioactive Face Cancer

30 Apr 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

Zelle: [email protected] I may not have a clue I may not have the answer Another thing that I don't haveis radioactive face cancer  Uranium my cranium! My skeleton's gone fission! My spinal column has become quite solemn;I've been arrest...

The sofa is ours! (about liberals and traitors)

7 Apr 2026 2 minute read 0 comments Ship Shard

Publication in Russian on the Zen bloghttps://dzen.ru/a/aal7di-Sm2xWuW4E The tale of how a friend Kolya came to the patriot Vasya. A friend of Kolya came to the patriot Vasya.He sits down on the sofa: Listen, there's a spring sticking out of the sofa...

Well-Behaved Monsters: chapter 43

25 Nov 2025 12 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

Amid this flurry of activity, some previous rituals have fallen by the wayside. First and foremost, none of us have visited Triads Lounge in weeks, which has probably left an asteroid sized crater in their expected revenue. Pete has still neve...

The Government Tried to Tax My Metaverse Farm Animals (Crypto Satire)

6 Nov 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin

currently under audit by both the IRS and a pixelated cow.   The Notice It began with a letter.A real, physical letter — which was strange, because I live mostly online now. “Dear Mr. Gobling,” it read,“We are contacting you regarding undeclared agri...