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5 Apr 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Ship Shard
Publication in Russian on the Zen bloghttps://dzen.ru/a/Z_FfXyPUs2uLnyO2 Attention! With the onset of spring, we run to tear the proboscis of mosquitoes and sell them. The price tag is very good per kilogram! Brothers and sisters! It's time to open o...
24 Feb 2025 2 minute read 3 comments Great White Snark
Since I did a list of some of the stupid things Donald Trump has said and tweeted, it's only fair to do lists for other politicians. To that end, here's a list of "Sleepy" Joe Biden's gaffes: "You're trying your breast, but it's never enough." “Poo...
24 Feb 2025 2 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark
I think I know what I want for my birthday (although I'll have to wait about six months for it to happen): The Little Book of Trumpisms: The Donald on Immigration, Global Warming, His Rivals, Mexicans and More by Seth Milstein I don't know about you,...
18 Feb 2025 1 minute read 0 comments JaiChai
(Standing at the podium) “Hello. My name is JaiChai. And I’m a Thai-A-Holic.” Audience: “H-e-l-l-o-o-o-o JaiChai!” “It’s been nine hours since I had my last Thai…” (Roaring sound of clapping from the approving audience…) Seriously, thoug...
23 Jan 2025 5 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey
Hello again! As you probably know by now, my latest work, Well-Behaved Monsters, is coming out April 9. But I’m rewarding the brave and loyal among you with a special Kindle preorder price of 99 cents. Just click the snazzy image above or t...
2 Dec 2024 1 minute read 8 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts, Davebot dreams of you! Love to the OX Is Igor around! Davebot is SO busted we missed that CJ went to the slammer. TLDR absolute screaming bullshit !!! CJ takes one from the Deep State. No norms of money laundering were applied here. ...
21 Sep 2024 1 minute read 0 comments JaiChai
Comprehending complex and exotic "scientific stuff" begins with a deep understanding and appreciation of the simple things in life (e.g., these two perfectly shaped, mouthwatering mellons). Think of it. Newton got bored at churc...
15 Sep 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda
Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Some kind viewers have concerns and questions about tourist erosion. Ol’ Panda may not have been clear enough about what it is and why investor...
11 Sep 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda
Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) It was bound to happen sooner or later. I tried to avoid making $XDTE content for fear of attracting high yield barbarians. But they are no lon...
1 Sep 2024 1 minute read 0 comments JaiChai
... There I was, chillin' in my Doc Martens and pondering the absurdity of life when a profound thought suddenly entered my mind, "Hey, that sky has swirling, cotton candy clouds and looks exactly like the "Big Gulp" Slurpee Elvis was buying at the...
