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YieldMax Cavalry On The Way, Possible Delta Neural Positions With Inverse ETFs

21 hours ago 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Some YieldMax ETFs have had a rough time lately. Could the pending inverse ETFs help? What would a potential delta neutral position look like?...

Nobody Talks About This YieldMax Design Flaw

21 Feb 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) What started as a routine trade audit turned into a basic forensic accounting assignment. What did ol’ Panda find this time?   Normies need co...

Proshares ISPY Return of Capital Feb 2024 Review

20 Feb 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) $ISPY is relatively new and Panda naively thought it would be easy to analyze the return on capital on their first distribution. Whoops! Panda...

Zega Managed ETFs Defiance YieldMax THTA Tier List Feb 2024

19 Feb 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) No matter what I do I’m sure ol’ Panda will offend someone with this list. Keep in mind this is just the opinion of another fat furry slob on t...

Why Panda Doesn’t Use Social Media (Much)

18 Feb 2024 1 minute read 1 comment Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) High Yield  ETFS are generally good but they are relatively new and attract innocent new investors. Today I discuss social media and some of th...

Why Return of Capital Can’t Be “Fixed”

18 Feb 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Return of Capital is annoying but the ugly truth is that NO ETF firm has been able to “fix” this issue. Normies need content too you know! If...

Financial Fairy Tales and the Scammers That Tell Them, Watch For Hidden Risks in High Yield ETFs like JEPI, SPYI, Defiance, YieldMax etc.

17 Feb 2024 1 minute read 1 comment Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) High yield ETFs are great in that they offer option strategies to the masses. However when you see a proliferation of the same type of product...

YieldMax OARK, APLY, NVDY, AMZY, FBY, GOOY ETF Option statistics Sizzle Index courtesy of thinkorswim/ Charles Schwab

15 Feb 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Option stats aren’t the most exciting thing in the world but maybe showing them in a different way might help. Normies need content too you kn...

Find your way to make comedy

14 Feb 2024 13 minute read 0 comments Vibrantstories

    Introduction:   People from around the world dedicate their lives to the world of comedy.  You're mistaken if you think they dedicate themselves easily and purely for fun (there is enjoyment, but it's not present throughout the entire process).  ...

Happy Lunar New Year + KLIP Annual report Review & Analysis

14 Feb 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) The Defiance & YieldMax ETFs have been killing it with their high yield funds. But as we enter a new lunar year, it’s time to revisit an old co...