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Christmas Word Play - One Word Oxymorons

24 Dec 2022 1 minute read 1 comment SeventyFourSeventyFive $0.19

Christmas always reminds me of my search for one word oxymorons, essentially a word that contradicts itself. I was stuck on indescribable for the longest time. Saying that something can't be described, is in fact describing it. There are others out t...

A Creation So Amazing

22 Dec 2022 1 minute read 2 comments stbrians $0.03

Creation is a great task to undertakeThe master puts much at stakeAccomplishment depends on expertiseThe final product should be filled with finesse.Creation be something quite hard to undertakeOtherwise you will have much havoc to wreak.Seek to perc...

The Great Feel Of Death

21 Dec 2022 1 minute read 2 comments stbrians $0.03

Something stirred him to wakefulness.A certain euphoria engulfied his fulness.He attempted groping his surrounding.The hands were numbed to groping.Sweet music filled the airMany angels were in fanfare.He gazed in a sort of stupor.All words had turne...

The restoration of the Third Reich is not taking place in Germany. The Nazis' request for a coup d'état was rejected.

21 Dec 2022 3 minute read 0 comments Sthappened $0.07

An unpleasant surprise awaited the members of the Reichgruppe movement, who sought a coup d'état in Germany and the establishment of the good old Third Reich. Their official request was rejected by the Coup Approving Authority. The members intend to...

Bill Gates finally got all the data about Ilona Csake and now he can rule the world

19 Dec 2022 2 minute read 2 comments Sthappened $0.09

One of the richest people in the world, the originator of all evil, the master of hell and the founder of the covid-19 coronavirus, Bill Gates has finally taken the final step to take over the world. He managed to get Ilona Csake's private data throu...

Eshibondo

16 Dec 2022 1 minute read 2 comments stbrians $0.03

Eshibondo has strayed like a stray cat.Humanity taken away short cut.He, my son,chasing after youth exploitsBeer and women to him are his pastimesHe has taken to drugsjust like a foolInhalants, injections or fumes to drool.My son, crime is his leisur...

She Called me honey, ( Elle m'a appelé chéri )

13 Dec 2022 1 minute read 6 comments stbrians $0.06

She called me honeyI knew she was phoney. Am a whole man. I stand to be human. Honey raised my fears. My eyes shed tears. I feared to be licked. My ego badly pricked. I could be licked to zero. My strength failed this hero. Her tongue out freaked lik...

The Post With The Most Dislikes!

12 Dec 2022 1 minute read 2 comments stbrians $0.14

The Guinness Book Of Records To enter into The Guinness Book Of World Records one ought to set a world achievement or be in the extremes.  Either way you will set a record. In all our writings, posts and articles,  we often seek to have the best of e...

the lump in my throat

6 Dec 2022 1 minute read 2 comments stbrians $0.07

The lump in my throat chokes. This lump is painful, no jokes.  It chokes and almost makes me faint.  I almost have heaven picture paint.  It is a big lump so to speak.  The lump prevents me to tick.  I have a big lump in my throat. The sounds I make...

Didn't like the kiss (Wedding, Cat, Humor)

28 Nov 2022 1 minute read 0 comments Ship Shard $0.03

  At the training camp, the bride dressed the guy in a veil to give him away instead of the real one. I asked him to take the cat that lived in this apartment. Take her in your arms, saying the phrase: "I think he will choose us, kitty" kisses her....