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30 Nov 2023 1 minute read 4 comments AshDmack
WELL he was right about CZ!(BNB is going to bring the market down soon enough, mass liquidation event. I'm also not keen on a WEF member becoming the new CEO of Binance. The only thing that could be good to come of this is the Cryptocurrencies associ...
20 Nov 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Mike
Why did the cryptocurrency go to the comedy club? ~ To work on its byte-sized jokes. What's a cryptocurrency's favorite exercise? ~ The Bit-press. Why did the cryptocurrency start a band? ~ It wanted to make some byte-worthy music....
20 Nov 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Mike
Part 2 Soon.. Why did the cryptocurrency get invited to the party? ~ Because it had a lot of Bit-appeal. What did the Bitcoin say to the altcoin? ~ You're not my type – I like to stay exclusive. Why did the cryptocurrency bring a ladder to the...
19 Nov 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Mike
Go to:Part 1 Part 2 Why did the altcoin break up with the Bitcoin? ~ It needed more space. What's a cryptocurrency's favorite type of party? ~ A blockchain party – it's always decentralized! Why was the cryptocurrency chef so good at making d...
18 Nov 2023 2 minute read 1 comment SeventyFourSeventyFive
Another round of obscure and funny financial terms. None of these are as good as “Dead Cat Bounce,” which was in my first post on these terms. Bagel Land: A slang term that represents a stock or other security that is approaching $0 in price. Arriv...
4 Oct 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." — George Bernard Shaw; playwright "Too many people confuse being serious with being solemn. Now I suggest to you that a group of us could b...
23 May 2023 3 minute read 11 comments ⚡ Daniela ⚡
Have you ever found yourself pondering the intriguing question of how Tonald Drump, with his unique flair and outspoken personality, would explain Bitcoin if he happened to be a fan? Well, buckle up and get ready for a wild ride, because you've...
11 Apr 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Lazy Bear
Many of you are fans of superheroes. And it doesn't matter if they're from Marvel or DC, but they're cool. Probably everyone in childhood would also like to become a superhero. But what if a familiar character like the Easter Bunny also decided to tr...
1 Apr 2023 4 minute read 2 comments MintDice.com
Bitcoin has been one of the most popular cryptocurrencies on the internet since it came onto the scene. But, even though it is an investment that many people have chosen to get on board with, there are many parts of it that people find humorous. Whe...
25 Mar 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Lazy Bear
There are enough failures in the world of cryptocurrencies. The most famous and discussed is the famous purchase of pizza for bitcoins. But do not think that now there are no failed transactions, or actions after reading about which you think: well,...
