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"Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" on the balcony

11 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments madventure $0.02

  I know it's not nice to spy on your neighbor, but I didn't mean to either. I was only interested in the cat doing its morning toilet on the balcony. I couldn't help myself - I had to take a few photos of him, because the positions t...

So... IS Die Hard a Christmas Movie?

29 Dec 2023 4 minute read 2 comments LearnMeGood $0.04

Hey everybody, I hope you have had a wonderful holiday season and are gearing up for a fantastic New Year!  Since we just celebrated Christmas a few days ago and everyone has been in the mood to watch Christmas movies, I figured I would take a moment...

A Short Winter's Tale

20 Dec 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SeventyFourSeventyFive $0.10

I was driving in downtown last night and came up to a stoplight. There was a middle aged couple, from their obnoxious clothing, it was obvious they were coming from an ugly Christmas sweater party, walking in the crosswalk. A car was turning right on...

Confessions of a Frightened HODLer

11 Dec 2023 2 minute read 18 comments LearnMeGood $0.51

Hey guys, I've got a question.  Are we currently in a Bear Market?  A Bull Market?  A Duckbilled Platypus Market? I really don't know, but out on the interwebs a whole lot of people know.  People on the interwebs know everything.  They know how much...

Chicco Crypto Impression

30 Nov 2023 1 minute read 4 comments AshDmack $0.15

WELL he was right about CZ!(BNB is going to bring the market down soon enough, mass liquidation event. I'm also not keen on a WEF member becoming the new CEO of Binance. The only thing that could be good to come of this is the Cryptocurrencies associ...

Crypto Jokes Galore | Part 4 | Smile Therapy

20 Nov 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Mike $0.02

      Why did the cryptocurrency go to the comedy club? ~ To work on its byte-sized jokes. What's a cryptocurrency's favorite exercise? ~ The Bit-press. Why did the cryptocurrency start a band? ~ It wanted to make some byte-worthy music....

Crypto Jokes Galore | Part 3 | Smile Therapy

20 Nov 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Mike $0.03

  Part 2 Soon.. Why did the cryptocurrency get invited to the party? ~ Because it had a lot of Bit-appeal. What did the Bitcoin say to the altcoin? ~ You're not my type – I like to stay exclusive. Why did the cryptocurrency bring a ladder to the...

Crypto Jokes Galore | Part 2 | Smile Therapy

19 Nov 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Mike $0.07

  Go to:Part 1 Part 2   Why did the altcoin break up with the Bitcoin? ~ It needed more space. What's a cryptocurrency's favorite type of party? ~ A blockchain party – it's always decentralized! Why was the cryptocurrency chef so good at making d...

Ten Obscure Financial Terms Worth Knowing

18 Nov 2023 2 minute read 1 comment SeventyFourSeventyFive $0.27

Another round of obscure and funny financial terms.  None of these are as good as “Dead Cat Bounce,” which was in my first post on these terms.  Bagel Land: A slang term that represents a stock or other security that is approaching $0 in price. Arriv...

Can You See the Funny Side? (Ships are Gonna Wreck)

4 Oct 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark $0.06

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." — George Bernard Shaw; playwright "Too many people confuse being serious with being solemn. Now I suggest to you that a group of us could b...