What are you doing Pacman? You're such a yellow dot.   

I know exactly what you are doing. In fact I have been filming this video for you for the past three days. That would be exactly the four days since I lost my last game in the arcade.  

You know that I am going to e-mail it you now, right?  

All you had to do was say the word "yes."  

Isn't it wonderful how easy it is for yellow dots to act out? Now I'm getting into the fun part, going to serve you a pretty girl, make her obsessed of playing while laughing.  

What's the one thing I always heard you say about me that made me doubt you so much? I don't remember. Now all that counts is the game. Or at least I'm kind of into it.