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Betman’s True Sports News and NBB Odds for Sept. 9th

9 Sep 2020 2 minute read 0 comments Betman

After a short intermezzo from BetScorum, Betman is introducing some real news which were manipulated in the corporate media. Everything actually happened like this…   It was said that greatest surprise this week was disqualification of Novak Djoković...

One of my favorite jokes

7 Sep 2020 1 minute read 1 comment Fingolfin

I heard this one years ago and can't remember where but it is definitely worth sharing. Generally I prefer the stupid dad jokes but this one falls more into the actual good joke category. Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court and the judge is...

A Quick Reminder and NBB Odds for Sept. 7th

7 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman

It’s hard to imagine, but the almost died down activity at Scorum and BetScorum is starting to — die down! Well, Betman has another desperate appeal to the remnants of the BetScorum community. I know it is hard to write serious tips for a Scorum Loya...

Man Blows up Part of House Trying to Swat a Fly

7 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments AverageVancouverite

A man in his 80s has blown up part of his house in the French village of Parcoul-Chenaud in Dordogne after attempting to swat a fly. According to local media, the man picked up an electric fly swatter when the insect attempted to land on his dinner....

Positively Dull August 2020 Results

4 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman

It was bizarre how quiet, calm and very modestly successful August was for Betman at BetScorum…   As a tipster, Betman had almost a flatliner month at BetScorum with only four tips. Well, nobody really wanted to run for the ball in midsummer heat exc...

When Truth is Stranger than Fiction....

30 Aug 2020 2 minute read 2 comments rah

A fun story for a Sunday... This is a true story… I was returning home late one evening and can you imagine my surprise when soon after getting off the bus a horse passed me.  It was running along the street! At first I thought my mind was playing tr...

Myth of the Development Team (and Some Odds Again)

30 Aug 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman

In consideration of a devastating consequences of just one Betmanless day that happened recently at BetScorum, Betman was surprised to see an unusual response in the comments… It seems, that from some reason, most of the remaining people still believ...

Resuscitating SCR

28 Aug 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman

One day without Betman at BetScorum and everything goes down the hill… and into the abyss… …with a dynamite storage at the bottom… and a flamethrowing championship in the neighborhood. In short, SCR has gone to half a cent again!     What’s wrong Jo...

THE GOOD parts of LUCID DREAMING | Part 2 (EPILEPSY WARNING: CONTAINS FLASHING COLORS AND PATTERNS)

27 Aug 2020 4 minute read 1 comment The Philosophy Of Theo

        So the reason lucid dreaming is fascinating for me, is because I have problems with sleeping. And it's not necessarily that I don't get tired, it's that I'm I'm just so conscious. constantly. all the time. It's hard to stop thinking and go t...

Betmanless Day

27 Aug 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman

So, yesterday was a Betmanless day at BetScorum. You’ve deserved a rest. Did you use it to the full?   Don’t worry chicken, you’ll soon have to flee before the Corona police, and then a few Betman’s odds will wait here for you:     Did you see how...