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Corona Saturdays Reversal

7 Nov 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman

Before coronavirus hoax, Betman usually had successful Saturdays and black Sundays. Since the coronavirus hoax, Betman suffers loss on Saturdays and then get some gains on Sundays. Will this scheme repeat at BetScorum this weekend again?     Oh, I s...

Winning & Losing – October 2020 Results

2 Nov 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman

Another partially successful month for Betman at BetScorum and out of it. Or should I rather say it was successful because, Betman can continue for another month on this ship without a crew… Tips were negative again. But that was just because Betman...

DON'T BE CRUSHED AS I CAN'T GET ELECTRICITY? HERE IS THE SOURCE: VATOS😂

28 Oct 2020 1 minute read 2 comments Legend53

Here is the natural resource from which you can buy electricity: Vatos.😂 Maybe Vatos, the world's most electric water creature. And this electricity: carrying it in its tail! If you are at sea, be careful! A friend of ours caught it by chance. We r...

FK Lokomotiv Moscow vs. Bayern Munich – Prediction

27 Oct 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman

This is Betman’s moment. A monthly disaster moment. It’s the time for big moves. If you want to know more, brace yourselves… It has become a habit of yours (the rest of BetScorum membership… or the last of the members) to destroy Betman at least once...

The Mask of Mine (A Funny Poem)

23 Oct 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Vitus │Righteous Legacy

My first few dates ends up in failure Until I realize the cause.   When asked of my uncommon facial features I tell a story written here below.   With my machine, I traveled to the future to be precise into the year of twenty-twenty.   No flying vehi...

League of Troubled Champions!

20 Oct 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman

This is the most uncertain CL season so far… by far. We don’t know who will win, we don’t know will it be finished at all, and Betman even didn’t know the real odds on a Leipzig vs. Basaksehir match, so he treat some vigilant bettor(s) who had an eye...

BREAKING NEWS: Ronaldo Zombified!

13 Oct 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman

Yes, people, he is dead. Cristiano Ronaldo has tested positive for the most deadly coronavirus in history of mankind, the Portuguese Football Federation has announced. Condolences to the fans and family.   The Juventus star (35), who catch the deadl...

Today at Betman’s…

13 Oct 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman

Today at Betman’s Little Betting Shop you can see things never seen before! For example, a bragging after the first tip win in October… September was a shear disaster, but at least it had a nice head photo… body photo, that is. Recovering from the di...

Roland Garros Finals 2020

10 Oct 2020 2 minute read 1 comment Betman

Don’t get your hopes high, you will never see this one at BetScorum. Never. But that does not mean Betman will miss it… Betman must admit he didn’t expected this final match. It was reasonable to expect Djoković will be eliminated because of coronavi...

Titanic Fun and Fuc… Faking the European Championship

8 Oct 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman

What an interesting times! Imagine this – we are witnessing some phantom matches at BetScorum that should allegedly be European Championship qualifiers. Can you believe it? And in that qualifications you have a teams that are not European, that do no...