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League of Troubled Champions!

20 Oct 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman $0.23

This is the most uncertain CL season so far… by far. We don’t know who will win, we don’t know will it be finished at all, and Betman even didn’t know the real odds on a Leipzig vs. Basaksehir match, so he treat some vigilant bettor(s) who had an eye...

BREAKING NEWS: Ronaldo Zombified!

13 Oct 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman $0.27

Yes, people, he is dead. Cristiano Ronaldo has tested positive for the most deadly coronavirus in history of mankind, the Portuguese Football Federation has announced. Condolences to the fans and family.   The Juventus star (35), who catch the deadl...

Today at Betman’s…

13 Oct 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman $0.31

Today at Betman’s Little Betting Shop you can see things never seen before! For example, a bragging after the first tip win in October… September was a shear disaster, but at least it had a nice head photo… body photo, that is. Recovering from the di...

Roland Garros Finals 2020

10 Oct 2020 2 minute read 1 comment Betman $0.17

Don’t get your hopes high, you will never see this one at BetScorum. Never. But that does not mean Betman will miss it… Betman must admit he didn’t expected this final match. It was reasonable to expect Djoković will be eliminated because of coronavi...

Titanic Fun and Fuc… Faking the European Championship

8 Oct 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman $0.10

What an interesting times! Imagine this – we are witnessing some phantom matches at BetScorum that should allegedly be European Championship qualifiers. Can you believe it? And in that qualifications you have a teams that are not European, that do no...

September 2020 Trainwreck Results

3 Oct 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman $0.12

It’s not that Betman is not satisfied with the overall results at BetScorum, but his ego experienced a considerable concussion… Tipwise, this month was a trainwreck. All three September tips miserably failed, as Betman has chosen only the worst from...

Why I Enjoy Living in a Flat

3 Oct 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Vitus │Righteous Legacy $0.73

I grew up in a private house but after I moved to live alone I got to live in a box surrounded by many others. There so much life around living in a flat. Random things are happening at the least expected moments. Sounds Most of the time I know someb...

Disaster Confirmed, and the Last Tip… in September

30 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman $0.07

Betman had a bad feeling yesterday… it came out even worse then expected: Hungarians betrayed him as well! Let’s see if there’s any nation left that it hasn’t already. Not only Hungarians had used their opportunity to destroy Betman’s tip…   Sep. 29t...

secretly space voyage - ride with SirPotato

30 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments SirPotato $0.14

how to promote product "like a boss" 02/06/2018- That day is now history, Tesla electric sports car was blasted into space using a falcon Heavy rocket(SpaceX Falcon Heavy), it was the first flight of this rocket. Falcon Heavy is the largest and mos...

Ridiculous Tip for the End of September

29 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Betman $0.05

We are entering new Autumn flu season. Prepare for a new wave of pandemic lies, long-term lockdowns and occasional public shooting of the rebellious intellectuals keen to explain to you that plutocracy just wants to exterminate you. What can you do?...