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12 Feb 2020 2 minute read 0 comments Escalating Minds
Now I know, "Fuck You EM! How dare you talk about this atrocious, cash-grab from the most EVIL company Activision!" Well, I have no control over the company, but since I grew up on CoD Black Ops and Modern Warfare's 2 & 3, I figured why not give the...
10 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise
Jennifer was sleeping and waiting for his arrival. I could see that she was the smartest b***h in the factory. In a cylindrical and cyclical way every day she made a lot of calculations to predict the outcome of his rebirth. But she saw the light fro...
10 Feb 2020 1 minute read 9 comments SpazCat
I'm afraid that I have been procrastinating on my attempts to teach the children of the world the ABC's of felonies, I haven't even started B is for Bludgeon yet! Well here is the incomplete C is for Cocaine, it was originally going to be two canvass...
9 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise
Last nite I met a lady whom I shall never forget. Although I have forgotten her name. The moon was high and the stars were glittering when I called her name in the darkness of the night. Babushka I said and then I turned into a toad. As such I was cu...
7 Feb 2020 1 minute read 1 comment paradise
I was staring into the glass bubble for my own satisfaction for a long while now, and I did realize that the answer is between Cheeky and Hoppy! I don't know if it will stay like that! I have been assuming for a while now that I will be using the S...
30 Jan 2020 1 minute read 0 comments NewsWire
On January 24, 2020, something truly amazing happened. "Young Grandpa" the new comedy album by Rafe Williams debuted. The album is both a debut and a greatest hits, in that it is a culmination of jokes through Williams' career. You can also check him...
23 Jan 2020 1 minute read 1 comment X-51
The world has lost another great funny man. On Tuesday Jan 21, 2020, Terry Jones, one of the founding members of Monty Python, passed away at his home at the age of 77. He was diagnosed with a rare form of dementia in 2015, and became a public face o...
21 Jan 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise
The trip on which I learned more about energy to reach the stars as a game theory specialist. The hundreds of hours I wasted traveling around California on commercial buses. The seemingly endless backlog of projects with uncertain feasibility. A life...
20 Jan 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise
Why is he dancing a colorful tribal dance?The backstreet boys couldn't come. They had to wait outside and pay for themselves. They sent word to the Usatires: A small group of people had arrived. Two guys stepped into the car, and suddenly we heard th...
14 Jan 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise
What are you doing Pacman? You're such a yellow dot. I know exactly what you are doing. In fact I have been filming this video for you for the past three days. That would be exactly the four days since I lost my last game in the arcade. You know...
